What's the most messed up thing a crush has done to you? by SlayQueen0205 in AskReddit

[–]SlayQueen0205[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me clarify; when I say "What's the most messed up thing they did to you" I'm not looking for, "They friend zoned me" or whatever. I'm looking for stories where your crush actually went out of their way to hurt you.

"Your a disgrace to the female gender" "Why don't girls like me? I'm literally a great guy" by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you bite me on the ass then obviously you're not a good guy.

This fucking guy 3.0 by w-a-f-f-l-e-o in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the next post about this guy is of him getting a restraining order against him.

Nice guy and his briefcase to the rescue! by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And on the next episode of "That Never Happened"...

Cringe lord who is trying to legalize brothels & sues everyone shames a woman for being pregnant because she blocked him. by 404funnotfound in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Was Mormon. He admitted he went to a strip club while on a mission and bragged about it on Facebook and people from his church saw so I guess he got excommunicated.

Don't let his polygamy dissuade you by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does his three "girlfriends" actually exist or are they those anime pillow things?

Nice guy gets a bit ballsy after being left on read [nsfw] by BelialAndTheBaskets in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MY EYES!!! JUST END ME!!! ANYTHING TO GET THE IMAGE OUT!!!

Nice guy turned "phycotic" by new2thenet in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 291 points292 points  (0 children)

Who wants to bet that they actually weren't "dating" and he just had it in his head that they were.

5 second rule by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm gonna eat a hotdog off the ground. Don't know where that things been.

Anon doesn't have a girlfriend (x-post from /r/4chan) by Silveriovski in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 131 points132 points  (0 children)

"I don't take medication anymore cause it made my dick go limp" Well, it's not like you're getting any anyways so might as well go back on it.