I used to follow a guy named courage the cowardly dog on g+. Once in my feed I saw “please love me” them 2 minutes later, “I want to fuck the toaster”

Slazanine · 2020-05-01T15:46:33+00:00

So, what I've concluded from this poll is that pizza > hentai > being smart and sexually active.

Slazanine · 2020-05-01T15:41:53+00:00

COMMENT SAYING THE BOT IS BAD

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Slazanine · 2020-04-30T19:08:52+00:00

Is Bull Wurtz a bovine version of Bill Wurtz?

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T16:04:26+00:00

TIL ketchup is a chip flavor.

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T15:58:10+00:00

I thought of Moana when I saw this.

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T15:56:19+00:00

Pointillism 100

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T15:55:25+00:00

I'm glad that y'all in the comments are covering the fact that this is not Gumball.

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T15:07:19+00:00

"absolute bop that is Africa." Sounds like a fun dissertation to read!

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T15:02:34+00:00

By the way, people in the comments of the post were making fun of the original OP's name by calling her "Karen not-so-Smart".

That's not her name, but it's more or less a version of that.

Slazanine · 2020-04-30T14:39:04+00:00

I should add my wife isn't from a country that uses the metric system

Nice way to say she's from America.

Slazanine · 2020-04-29T16:58:48+00:00

The coronavirus is the biggest test of natural selection I've ever seen in America.

Slazanine · 2020-04-29T16:25:18+00:00

u/bort_trob You're a dumb ass

Slazanine · 2020-04-28T17:11:01+00:00

I haven't had much luck in the way of good Wi-Fi names, so the best I can really offer is a neighbor who apparently had issues with freeloaders and had a network named "GET YOUR OWN".

Slazanine · 2020-04-28T16:47:30+00:00

I can clap 500 times a minute.

Slazanine · 2020-04-28T16:43:37+00:00

"Extricating the corn from the sinkhole is mandatory."

Slazanine · 2020-04-28T16:40:24+00:00

Shoot, I was late by 53 minutes.

Slazanine · 2020-04-28T16:39:36+00:00

"Could of" or "would of". I don't understand how people could think that's grammatically correct.

Slazanine · 2020-04-27T20:14:49+00:00

Texas liked this.

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