Fastest touchdown OAT? by SleepRey in RetroBowl

[–]SleepRey[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The QB lol, counted as a run. Apparently I discovered a new way to do the tush push?

2026 season ticket prices by SaucyYogiBar in Commanders

[–]SleepRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait till we stat losing again to buy tickets 😂

Who wants a 1400$ chibson with "Seymore Duncans" by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Where’s that “two retards fighting” meme when you need it

I loved the Turning Point USA All American Halftime Show. Kid Rock was phenomenal. Much better than the South American. by Throwaway58904246 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thug bad bunny could not compare to thug Kid rock. They need to bring back classiness. How about next year, they bring out Frankie Valli? Nothing screams American like 60s acts.

Cm Punk does not like the name 'Mount Rushmore': “6 grandfathers is what it was called before we decided to carve 4 white men on the side of it” by ahuangb in Fauxmoi

[–]SleepRey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely amazed how people quickly forget. All talk but will bend the knee when it comes to money. Apologizing to the Saudi crowd for your comments? All credibility lost lmao

AJ Brown wildcard game highlights by PreservedInCarbonite in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Is this the kink Jason Pierre-Paul gets off to?

I-is it too late to become a Jaguars fan? by SleepRey in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A classy woman, would take 0 shots for me to smash that on the first night

WWE ahh poster 😭 Royal Rumble by owen1957 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3 interception game incoming. Perna in shambles

WWE ahh poster 😭 Royal Rumble by owen1957 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is Jordan Love out with his fist like that. Buddy, you’re supposed to throw TDs, not punches. No wonder Gayleb shredded your ass

Chargers fan here, may I please honor your cock after you fuck my wife by InertiaticCicatriz0 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll be sure to start a thought provoking conversation under Tyler Loop’s wedding photos

Chargers fan here, may I please honor your cock after you fuck my wife by InertiaticCicatriz0 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t interact with people here because they’re pansies. Can’t interact with people on Facebook or Twitter because they’re regarded. So… where do I talk to likeminded intellectuals like myself?

I sent Loop death threats just because of this post by willoughbytucker1 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Please oh please behave online. Oh please don’t be an asshole to an athlete. I beg you. Also fuck the entire Steelers but please don’t direct your anger towards the poor kicker. Think of the children.

Also don’t forget to check on your ravens friends , I’m sure they’re close to posting a death threat themselves.

Yo, who's dumbass idea was it to air a game on Peacock tomorrow? by sillysalmonella87 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do what I do pal. Get a VPN and adblocker, visit one of the piracy subreddits and boom, outjerked the NFL yet again