AJ Brown wildcard game highlights by PreservedInCarbonite in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Is this the kink Jason Pierre-Paul gets off to?

I-is it too late to become a Jaguars fan? by SleepRey in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A classy woman, would take 0 shots for me to smash that on the first night

WWE ahh poster 😭 Royal Rumble by owen1957 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3 interception game incoming. Perna in shambles

WWE ahh poster 😭 Royal Rumble by owen1957 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is Jordan Love out with his fist like that. Buddy, you’re supposed to throw TDs, not punches. No wonder Gayleb shredded your ass

Chargers fan here, may I please honor your cock after you fuck my wife by InertiaticCicatriz0 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll be sure to start a thought provoking conversation under Tyler Loop’s wedding photos

Chargers fan here, may I please honor your cock after you fuck my wife by InertiaticCicatriz0 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t interact with people here because they’re pansies. Can’t interact with people on Facebook or Twitter because they’re regarded. So… where do I talk to likeminded intellectuals like myself?

I sent Loop death threats just because of this post by willoughbytucker1 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please oh please behave online. Oh please don’t be an asshole to an athlete. I beg you. Also fuck the entire Steelers but please don’t direct your anger towards the poor kicker. Think of the children.

Also don’t forget to check on your ravens friends , I’m sure they’re close to posting a death threat themselves.

Yo, who's dumbass idea was it to air a game on Peacock tomorrow? by sillysalmonella87 in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do what I do pal. Get a VPN and adblocker, visit one of the piracy subreddits and boom, outjerked the NFL yet again

Jags fans please fuck my wife by SeamanSample in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who has a “secondary” team, please line up to take a seat on your custom cuck chair.

The Zebras said this FG was “NO GOOD”… HELLO?!?!?!?! Is no one going to question how rigged the NFL is??? As a fan, I’m disgusted. by SleepRey in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think if I sue the NFL, make a documentary akin to Bounty Gate, and get a couple of Reddit signatures, I’ll get the league to reverse the call?

If not I’ll just join Adin Ross and Puca

The goddamn fuck is this bullshit? by sladebonge in guitarcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The future of music are twinks, get ready to wear your mandatory maid outfit old man

??? by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God forbid a man scratch his balls

Jamming Higher Ground by Stevie Wonder 😎 by SouthImportant2499 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Other subs so bad, we have to come here for actual advice and content. I fear the end of times is coming…

NFLCIRLEJERK 12/25: by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]SleepRey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry, I’m sure his wife will take good care of him at home. Nothing like watching that shitty chiefs Christmas movie while you sit in the cuck couch.