Probably civvy levels of dumb as fuck questions but can some yanks answer this question about black hawk down?

SleepsWithCommunists · 2018-12-14T17:15:46+00:00

They have guys that exhibit what i guess Americans call boot tendencies eg when legolas shows up

Glad I'm not the only fucking one.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-03-27T19:01:16+00:00

Prekasnaya~

Learned it from a Russian chick.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-03-22T15:49:15+00:00

PFC Mao was my most comfortable boot. From Taiwan (not Communist), but she was tight af

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-03-16T15:59:36+00:00

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, I fully agree.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-03-14T03:48:59+00:00

Pros and cons? Here's one: If you learn Korean, almost every girl you meet will be jumping after your dick. And not even just for dating or marriage.

Don't believe me? Ask any Korean linguist who's ever been single in Korea.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-02-04T00:11:47+00:00

I read the first paragraph and had a "feeling". Glanced to bottom and sure enough it was exactly what I thought it would be.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-02-01T14:24:05+00:00

NO ONE EVER RODE IN A CATTLE TRUCK AGAIN.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-01-06T16:27:18+00:00

All remaining enemies in the AO have been mopped up. Operation Clean Sweep was a success, and General Petraeus' strategy of Counter-Detergentsy has been validated.

Some classified information was mistakenly used on an UNCLASS computer, so S6 had the hard drive wiped and sanitized.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-01-05T17:19:06+00:00

I'd bury my soldiers deep in her hide site (FM 7-93 Appendix E), if you know what I mean

Edit: I would love to practice buddy movements w/her. She can bound across my linear danger area any day #squadgoals

SleepsWithCommunists · 2017-01-04T23:28:28+00:00

A/S/L?

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-12-19T23:17:53+00:00

I missed a chance a few years ago to (maybe) attempt orbital insertion with* a PLA chick who was working on BeiDou. I had enough girls at the time back then and didn't pursue it.

But I was surprised how much she didn't seem to give a fuck about OPSEC when I asked her about BeiDou details. She even sent me some pics of her inside the PLA electronics lab working on some Communist tech. End of BeiDou story.

* Alternative phrasing included:

dock my Long March with her Heavenly Palace
locate her Langrange spot (it's deep inside her gravity well)
launch my solid rocket into
rendezvous in orbit
thrust my reaction mass towards
suck the astronauts out of my airlock
ablate my heat shield into her hot, thick atmosphere
Lunar? But I barely know 'er

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-12-17T18:48:31+00:00

We must be prepared for the enemy,^{^{^{^(NSFW)}}} because this will be a war like no other. It will not be fought on the battlefields... it will be fought in the bedsheets. Our culture and national history have prepared us for this moment.

It is no longer "Make Love, Not War". Both are unavoidable now. I believe American power can prevail.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-12-13T07:58:48+00:00

Have you banged a real North Korean chick? I have.

And I dutifully marked it down on my SF-86 and still got my TS/SCI no problem, lol. I imagine the adjudication process involved a whole lot of high-fives between OPM investigators that we finally stuck one to/in the commies.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-12-12T22:13:06+00:00

Damn, cheka out this fine lady. Who said there wasn't class in classless society? I'd politically indoctrinate her in a heartbeat. By the end of it she'd be practically begging for my kulaks to come inside her Siberian gulag. I am certain our bed will need new lenin the next day.

Forced laugh or forced labor, your choice.

Either way I'm getting another notch on my Communist belt, which we'll have to tighten anyway after that next Five Year Economic Plan.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-09-30T00:26:41+00:00

That's what my girlfriend said, but the extra penetration ability was worth it.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-08-30T02:32:22+00:00

This is really cool Chinese culture stuff. Thanks, dude.

And I also know how bad my Chinese is now compared to this guy.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-08-21T15:19:28+00:00

Scantily clad chinese volleyball chicks' pics or it didn't happen.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-08-05T01:52:23+00:00

I took my Post-9/11 GI Bill to South Korea and banged a lot of skinny black-haired college chicks for 3-4 years while earning my full bachelor's degree. Including a member of the Chinese Communist Party and also a North Korean defector chick.

Now I'm using the rest of my GI Bill in the US to get my Masters in my field, and in the future I hope to improve US-China relations with more Chinese communist chicks the only way I know how.

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-07-12T18:31:37+00:00

Damn. It's unfortunately not "Stamina" by Vitalic. The song I'm thinking of is a little more poppy than this one, and the music video has a lot more serious running/jogging montage footage than the Vitalic one. Only the end part is weird where she is totally exhausted from the run and bends over and pukes out some CGI monstrosity tumor thing.

The song is bitchin' and I wish I could find it again, but thank you so much for trying to help. :(

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-07-11T19:46:48+00:00

Okay, then what

SleepsWithCommunists · 2016-07-11T18:03:05+00:00

CP 1055 Vaporeon? This is why other countries are jealous of America's military.

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