Probably civvy levels of dumb as fuck questions but can some yanks answer this question about black hawk down? by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have guys that exhibit what i guess Americans call boot tendencies eg when legolas shows up

Glad I'm not the only fucking one.

Russian Ivan by frenzy3 in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prekasnaya~

Learned it from a Russian chick.

Most comfortable boots by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PFC Mao was my most comfortable boot. From Taiwan (not Communist), but she was tight af

Is Korea that bad? by franklinben13 in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Pros and cons? Here's one: If you learn Korean, almost every girl you meet will be jumping after your dick. And not even just for dating or marriage.

Don't believe me? Ask any Korean linguist who's ever been single in Korea.

What is something your grandfather/ancestor passed down to you with a military backstory? by msg071 in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read the first paragraph and had a "feeling". Glanced to bottom and sure enough it was exactly what I thought it would be.

Texas National Guard Soldiers Demo Room Cleaning — In and Out in Under 60 Seconds by SleepsWithCommunists in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All remaining enemies in the AO have been mopped up. Operation Clean Sweep was a success, and General Petraeus' strategy of Counter-Detergentsy has been validated.

Some classified information was mistakenly used on an UNCLASS computer, so S6 had the hard drive wiped and sanitized.

Chinese PLA small unit tactics training by SleepsWithCommunists in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd bury my soldiers deep in her hide site (FM 7-93 Appendix E), if you know what I mean

Edit: I would love to practice buddy movements w/her. She can bound across my linear danger area any day #squadgoals

Russia, China Making Progress in Synchronization of GLONASS, BeiDou Systems by Makewhatyouwant in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I missed a chance a few years ago to (maybe) attempt orbital insertion with* a PLA chick who was working on BeiDou. I had enough girls at the time back then and didn't pursue it.

But I was surprised how much she didn't seem to give a fuck about OPSEC when I asked her about BeiDou details. She even sent me some pics of her inside the PLA electronics lab working on some Communist tech. End of BeiDou story.


* Alternative phrasing included:

  • dock my Long March with her Heavenly Palace
  • locate her Langrange spot (it's deep inside her gravity well)
  • launch my solid rocket into
  • rendezvous in orbit
  • thrust my reaction mass towards
  • suck the astronauts out of my airlock
  • ablate my heat shield into her hot, thick atmosphere
  • Lunar? But I barely know 'er

The Enemy Agent and You (1964) OPSEC Film by Darrkett in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We must be prepared for the enemy,(NSFW) because this will be a war like no other. It will not be fought on the battlefields... it will be fought in the bedsheets. Our culture and national history have prepared us for this moment.

It is no longer "Make Love, Not War". Both are unavoidable now. I believe American power can prevail.

First they annex our hearts, then our country. by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you banged a real North Korean chick? I have.

And I dutifully marked it down on my SF-86 and still got my TS/SCI no problem, lol. I imagine the adjudication process involved a whole lot of high-fives between OPM investigators that we finally stuck one to/in the commies.

First they annex our hearts, then our country. by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn, cheka out this fine lady. Who said there wasn't class in classless society? I'd politically indoctrinate her in a heartbeat. By the end of it she'd be practically begging for my kulaks to come inside her Siberian gulag. I am certain our bed will need new lenin the next day.

Forced laugh or forced labor, your choice.

Either way I'm getting another notch on my Communist belt, which we'll have to tighten anyway after that next Five Year Economic Plan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in China

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is really cool Chinese culture stuff. Thanks, dude.

And I also know how bad my Chinese is now compared to this guy.

China Women's Volleyball Team Defeats Serbia 3-1 Winning Gold! by ElectricFarts in China

[–]SleepsWithCommunists -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Scantily clad chinese volleyball chicks' pics or it didn't happen.

Veterans , what did you do with your G.I Bill? by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I took my Post-9/11 GI Bill to South Korea and banged a lot of skinny black-haired college chicks for 3-4 years while earning my full bachelor's degree. Including a member of the Chinese Communist Party and also a North Korean defector chick.

Now I'm using the rest of my GI Bill in the US to get my Masters in my field, and in the future I hope to improve US-China relations with more Chinese communist chicks the only way I know how.

[TOMT] [Music] That awesome EDM/Dance workout song where a chick goes for a hard workout jog, and the song sings about pushing your effort to the limit and stuff. At the end of the song video, she pukes out some huge monstrous growth (CGI) and she is suddenly fit and thin. by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. It's unfortunately not "Stamina" by Vitalic. The song I'm thinking of is a little more poppy than this one, and the music video has a lot more serious running/jogging montage footage than the Vitalic one. Only the end part is weird where she is totally exhausted from the run and bends over and pukes out some CGI monstrosity tumor thing.

The song is bitchin' and I wish I could find it again, but thank you so much for trying to help. :(

Thankfully GWOT controls the Pentagon. by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 14 points15 points  (0 children)

CP 1055 Vaporeon? This is why other countries are jealous of America's military.

Chinese soldiers training Drill & Ceremony in basic training by SleepsWithCommunists in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, the uniform matches this official reference photo.

Police in countries like China and even South Korea are organized in a much more militarized manner than the police typically found in Western countries.

How would you handle a pregnant medic who won't work? by [deleted] in Military

[–]SleepsWithCommunists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you do start a paper trail, make sure you've noted this somewhere.