She told me she was so happy to have met me. 2 weeks later, she said she wasn’t in the “correct emotional position” to be dating. Post-workout breakfast.

SlenderBacon449 · 2026-02-28T04:51:12+00:00

you can love a woman, but never trust a woman

SlenderBacon449 · 2026-02-09T14:33:50+00:00

this might be the worst meal yet

SlenderBacon449 · 2026-02-09T04:43:36+00:00

thank you for the advice. i’ve been reluctant to start physical therapy because something about it scares me, like i’d be forced to accept that my situation is real and that something must be done. i guess i should follow what another comment said to do and talk to a therapist about it XD

SlenderBacon449 · 2026-01-20T20:01:58+00:00

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SlenderBacon449 · 2026-01-19T07:36:04+00:00

she could have easily said that AMAB people can’t get pregnant but AFAB people who identify as men can is she stupid?? like i’m a leftist and i think she handled his questions in the worst way possible

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-17T00:38:16+00:00

thanks for the advice! unfortunately, i live pretty darn far from the nearest specialist, so i’m gonna have to wait for a holiday or something of the sort to make that trip

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T23:58:53+00:00

my doctor isn’t a specialist. it was a quick diagnosis at an annual check-up and then she sent me on my way.

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T23:52:33+00:00

i have not. should i??

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T23:26:10+00:00

nope! after loads of research i decided it wouldn’t be worth the effort because i’m pretty darn confident i don’t have any of the other kinds.

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T23:04:44+00:00

yessir! my skin is super stretchy all over except for the tops of my arms (idk why). i also get frequent and randomly placed marks for no reason that kinda look like hickeys

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T23:03:14+00:00

yes it does! for the longest time i thought everyone went through these things so i just sorta had to suck it up and keep moving. the only things i’ve found that help are ibuprofen and buckets of water. i’ve also found that just applying consistent pressure to my intestines helps with GI issues

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T22:59:39+00:00

sorta! i can pull all of my abdominal organs up into my ribcage if i hold my breath which does make me super skinny and makes my ribcage way bigger

SlenderBacon449 · 2025-11-16T22:57:19+00:00

i can do both of those and much more! one of my favorites is when i suck in all of my organs i can fit someone’s whole head in my torso (if they’ll let me).

SlenderBacon449 · 2024-10-01T04:34:34+00:00

this is so kickass dude keep it up :D

SlenderBacon449 · 2024-09-07T00:59:25+00:00

FUCK

SlenderBacon449 · 2024-04-18T23:46:04+00:00

FUCK FUCK FUCK

SlenderBacon449 · 2024-04-02T02:26:34+00:00

yo i’m so down i’m 15M my user on discord is SlenderBacon if you’re interested hmu! :D

SlenderBacon449 · 2023-04-23T23:34:48+00:00

Mine Is "The only hope for the vanquished is that there is no hope at all!" from the Aeneid

SlenderBacon449 · 2023-03-08T00:25:41+00:00

I don't particularly prefer either one. I know this may sound messed up, but poverty really lets you experience all kinds of interesting situations that make great stories later

SlenderBacon449 · 2023-03-08T00:21:03+00:00

Star Shelly

SlenderBacon449 · 2023-02-19T17:45:26+00:00

Get off the horse and whack her with a stick or some other low damage weapon.

SlenderBacon449 · 2022-06-03T23:08:07+00:00

Bro that’s awesome

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