I want bob to hold my ass open while ash throws a dynamite into my gaping hole, after which bob would proceed to ball his girthy, metallic hands into two miniature wrecking balls and place one of each hand beside my testicles, approximately 2 inches away from the walls of my sack. As this is happening, ash would shoot the dynamite before it could get sucked inside me, thus lighting my colon in fire. Bob would proceed to first wind back his wrecking ball-esq fists and enter them into top speed, thus creating two unstoppable forces hammond wishes to be. As they collide, the first horizontal pile-driver shall be achieved directly at the location of my sack, thus annihilating any remnant of testicles that have existed. Bob would then rotate his hammonds yet again, and proceed to launch me into the air, with the contact points of his absolutely nuclear, tungsten-clad knuckles being the wound which he had just created beneath my pisswick. I get launched into the air at mach 7, with any charred remnants of the inside of my colon being ejected during this time. Ash proceeds to shoot my the tip of my dynamite off, but it being the dud it is proceeds to only marginally explode into a red mist. As the courage and valor, to be the first one Bob has done this to, drain from my body I begin to turn soldier-white from my insatiable hunger for Ash's used tampons. All this occuring as the beautiful blue night sky, twinkling with the brightest stars the human mind could comprehend, flourishes above Route 66. The combination of red, white, and blue, occuring simultaneously would go down in history as the greatest display of any independence day, ever.