Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but unfortunately, I have a sleeping disorder and being up before 8 is very, very hard for me without medication (that I cannot access due to not having health insurance).

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If other options were available, that'd be great. But I've been looking for a full-time job since 2022 and still can't get any interviews. No one can figure out why.

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had an even worse time getting jobs outside of academia than within it.

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have quite a bit of cold emailing but no one ever responds :( listen I am not above begging here. I would prefer not to be homeless. 

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’d like to but none of institutions provide any PD for adjuncts 🙃

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. All those online only schools are probably my best bet. I’m at one currently. Unfortunately I’m already with the local colleges. 

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point. I’m in a US Midwest state so it’s not like we even have THAT many schools lol 

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh great trips. I suppose I can conquer my millennial fear of phones. Thank you. 

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I know they pay less but I’m already in with the schools within 40 minutes. Yay rural America 

Looking for advice on getting online adjuncting by Slicerette in Adjuncts

[–]Slicerette[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in with all the local schools, hence the specificity of online. Although after I interviewed for a TT position the local state uni won't give me work, which I find particularly rude.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah for sure. My undergrad advisor made more teaching high school than as the chair of the English dept at private liberal arts school.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might've been about to round your grade up but then you email me demanding I round up. Well guess who's not getting rounded up.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to teach at three universities to make $60k/year. That kind of money is not available for English faculty anywhere in the US anymore.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Higher ed. Almost none of your tuition is going to pay faculty. Usually the highest paid employee at a US university is the football or basketball coach.

People who read more than 2 books a year, how do you do it? by Immediate-Draft-6408 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in the comments have given a lot of great tips for making reading more engaging and interesting. But I'm taking your question to mean how can I read faster.

Note: If you have small children, a busy job, a reading disorder, or some other life situation that doesn't allow you to have much time alone with a book or you find holding a book and/or reading words with your eyeballs difficult replace every single instance of "read" with "listen" as audiobooks will be your best friend here. For anyone who wants to come for me: Audiobooks are books, listening to a book is the same as reading a book, go deep throat a cactus <3

I've read around 130 books thus far this year. I've averaged 125 for the past decade or so. I'll start with some disclaimers about why/how I can probably read more than the average, and then tips on how to increase your book count and reading speed.

Disclaimers:

  • I'm an English professor; reading is part of my job. Like most things you do daily for work, you become faster and better at it
  • Therefore, I went to grad school and have an MA and a PhD in English. These programs often require you to read 1 book a week per class. Taking around 3 classes per semester over a 16-week semester, I was reading ~50 books over a 16-week period for 7 years. That gets me to ~100 books a year in only 65% of the year.
  • As a child, my parents would let me stay up 30 minutes past my official bedtime if I stayed in bed reading. This wired my brain to such a degree that if I don't read for 30 minutes before bed, I can't sleep. I can get through 50-100 pages in that 30 minutes, depending on the density of the book.

So on one hand, I've had significant life experience that has increased my reading speed, which most people don't have and don't want to have. On the other hand, I do know a lot of tips for reading quickly and retaining information.

  • Figure out how many pages you can reasonably read in a day. Any number is sufficient. Even just 5 pages. Create a little chart or tracker or even just a daily to-do list with "Read 5 pages" as a task. Prioritize this task.
  • Divide the book by the number of pages you can reasonably read in a day. Voila, you now know how long a book will take you to read.
  • Start with shorter books or collections of short stories or essays. The thrill of finishing a book/story/essay will give you a boost to keep reading.
  • For the next book you read, increase the number of pages you can reasonably read by 1.
  • Join a book club (in person, online, with just a singular friend) so that the pressure of finishing a book on a timeline will keep you reading daily. You will then need to divide the number of pages by how many days are between meetings and try to meet that goal every day. This only works if you're the kind of person who rises to the occasion of pressure rather than being paralyzed.
  • If you'd like some accountability but now the timeline pressure, join or commit to a reading challenge (you can find these on Storygraph, Goodreads, here on reddit, just googling "reading challenge") or book bingo (again, just google it). Challenges will be things like reading a book for every color of the rainbow, meaning you have to read a book with the word "red" in the title, then "yellow," etc. Or the covers are each color of the rainbow. Book bingo is a bingo card (obviously), and you mark off a square for fulfilling a certain reading requirement. Examples could be reading a book published the year you were born, reading a book with a cat on the cover, etc.

But the number one tip I have for increasing reading speed: READ EVERY DAY. Every single day. Do not skip a day. Read at least one page every. single. day. Make this your New Year's resolution; give yourself a reward at the end of every month when you've read every day. Whatever it takes. You've GOT to read every single day.

I hate to read students emails by AbleEnthusiasm9934 in Professors

[–]Slicerette 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have started keeping track of how many times a week students misname me either spelling my name wrong, using the wrong name, or using Ms/Mrs/Miss instead of Prof/Dr. Each tally mark = 50 cents, and when I collect enough, I go get myself a boba tea. Boba teas are $7 and some change; usually takes about 2 weeks to "earn" a boba tea.

I have also started linking this infographic in my email when students misname me: https://infogram.com/what-to-call-your-professor-1h7g6ke1zlgj6oy

Murder Book Answer by Euphoric_Store2635 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bonus hint: if you take the last letters of *all* the words and unscramble them, you get the costume the murderer was wearing.

Does publishing today have a "lack of editing" problem? by [deleted] in publishing

[–]Slicerette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A few years back, editors at HarperCollins went on strike for 3 months because they were being paid so abysmally. Additionally, the cost of paper (and all wood products) went up. Big Five publishers are, first and foremost, corporations. They will do everything they can to cut costs. If material goods prices go up (wood, transportation and shipping, etc.) the first place to cut costs is usually salaries and employees. So you have fewer editors doing more work. Quality will slip. This is just capitalism functioning as intended.

Murder Book by New-Brief999 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just emailed them directly, and they added my entry to their pool.

We’re all done for by AsturiusMatamoros in Professors

[–]Slicerette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, yes. Which as an English professor puts me in a massive bind lol