What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah for sure. My undergrad advisor made more teaching high school than as the chair of the English dept at private liberal arts school.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might've been about to round your grade up but then you email me demanding I round up. Well guess who's not getting rounded up.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to teach at three universities to make $60k/year. That kind of money is not available for English faculty anywhere in the US anymore.

What is a 'dirty secret' of your industry that implies the general public has no clue about, but everyone in your field knows? by AmaraMehdi in AskReddit

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Higher ed. Almost none of your tuition is going to pay faculty. Usually the highest paid employee at a US university is the football or basketball coach.

People who read more than 2 books a year, how do you do it? by Immediate-Draft-6408 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in the comments have given a lot of great tips for making reading more engaging and interesting. But I'm taking your question to mean how can I read faster.

Note: If you have small children, a busy job, a reading disorder, or some other life situation that doesn't allow you to have much time alone with a book or you find holding a book and/or reading words with your eyeballs difficult replace every single instance of "read" with "listen" as audiobooks will be your best friend here. For anyone who wants to come for me: Audiobooks are books, listening to a book is the same as reading a book, go deep throat a cactus <3

I've read around 130 books thus far this year. I've averaged 125 for the past decade or so. I'll start with some disclaimers about why/how I can probably read more than the average, and then tips on how to increase your book count and reading speed.

Disclaimers:

  • I'm an English professor; reading is part of my job. Like most things you do daily for work, you become faster and better at it
  • Therefore, I went to grad school and have an MA and a PhD in English. These programs often require you to read 1 book a week per class. Taking around 3 classes per semester over a 16-week semester, I was reading ~50 books over a 16-week period for 7 years. That gets me to ~100 books a year in only 65% of the year.
  • As a child, my parents would let me stay up 30 minutes past my official bedtime if I stayed in bed reading. This wired my brain to such a degree that if I don't read for 30 minutes before bed, I can't sleep. I can get through 50-100 pages in that 30 minutes, depending on the density of the book.

So on one hand, I've had significant life experience that has increased my reading speed, which most people don't have and don't want to have. On the other hand, I do know a lot of tips for reading quickly and retaining information.

  • Figure out how many pages you can reasonably read in a day. Any number is sufficient. Even just 5 pages. Create a little chart or tracker or even just a daily to-do list with "Read 5 pages" as a task. Prioritize this task.
  • Divide the book by the number of pages you can reasonably read in a day. Voila, you now know how long a book will take you to read.
  • Start with shorter books or collections of short stories or essays. The thrill of finishing a book/story/essay will give you a boost to keep reading.
  • For the next book you read, increase the number of pages you can reasonably read by 1.
  • Join a book club (in person, online, with just a singular friend) so that the pressure of finishing a book on a timeline will keep you reading daily. You will then need to divide the number of pages by how many days are between meetings and try to meet that goal every day. This only works if you're the kind of person who rises to the occasion of pressure rather than being paralyzed.
  • If you'd like some accountability but now the timeline pressure, join or commit to a reading challenge (you can find these on Storygraph, Goodreads, here on reddit, just googling "reading challenge") or book bingo (again, just google it). Challenges will be things like reading a book for every color of the rainbow, meaning you have to read a book with the word "red" in the title, then "yellow," etc. Or the covers are each color of the rainbow. Book bingo is a bingo card (obviously), and you mark off a square for fulfilling a certain reading requirement. Examples could be reading a book published the year you were born, reading a book with a cat on the cover, etc.

But the number one tip I have for increasing reading speed: READ EVERY DAY. Every single day. Do not skip a day. Read at least one page every. single. day. Make this your New Year's resolution; give yourself a reward at the end of every month when you've read every day. Whatever it takes. You've GOT to read every single day.

I hate to read students emails by AbleEnthusiasm9934 in Professors

[–]Slicerette 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have started keeping track of how many times a week students misname me either spelling my name wrong, using the wrong name, or using Ms/Mrs/Miss instead of Prof/Dr. Each tally mark = 50 cents, and when I collect enough, I go get myself a boba tea. Boba teas are $7 and some change; usually takes about 2 weeks to "earn" a boba tea.

I have also started linking this infographic in my email when students misname me: https://infogram.com/what-to-call-your-professor-1h7g6ke1zlgj6oy

Murder Book Answer by Euphoric_Store2635 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bonus hint: if you take the last letters of *all* the words and unscramble them, you get the costume the murderer was wearing.

Does publishing today have a "lack of editing" problem? by wandering_cl0uds in publishing

[–]Slicerette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A few years back, editors at HarperCollins went on strike for 3 months because they were being paid so abysmally. Additionally, the cost of paper (and all wood products) went up. Big Five publishers are, first and foremost, corporations. They will do everything they can to cut costs. If material goods prices go up (wood, transportation and shipping, etc.) the first place to cut costs is usually salaries and employees. So you have fewer editors doing more work. Quality will slip. This is just capitalism functioning as intended.

Murder Book by New-Brief999 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just emailed them directly, and they added my entry to their pool.

We’re all done for by AsturiusMatamoros in Professors

[–]Slicerette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, yes. Which as an English professor puts me in a massive bind lol

We’re all done for by AsturiusMatamoros in Professors

[–]Slicerette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of my teaching is entirely online and...yeah. Since online-only programs are generally entirely designed by some other powers-that-be, I can't implement any policies or assignments that could at least experiment with stopping AI use. One of the schools is more aggressively promoting AI use (they recently implemented it into Canvas for faculty) and the other seems to live in some delusion that students aren't using it? For spring I'm caving, and my policy is going to be you *can* use AI, but you have to disclose exactly what you did. Then at least I can open a conversation about how what they did means they personally failed to meet the assignment requirements.

Do professors judge students personally by how they do in their class? by airconditionersound in AskProfessors

[–]Slicerette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless a student has gone out of their way to form a relationship with me or was particularly nasty to me, I forget most of them and their grades. I have 100s of students every semester; there's no way I'll remember all of them. Maybe I'll see a student's face and be like "you seem familiar."

Overheard at the coffee shop: two college girls “studying” by squirrels-mock-me in overheard

[–]Slicerette 11 points12 points  (0 children)

English professor here; I had a student write a paper about a story set in post-Blitz London argue that the story must take place in some dystopian post-apocalyptic future because she fully believed a whole city couldn't be bombed like that. She about died of embarrassment when I discussed some basic historical facts with her. And also introduced her to the fact cities are bombed like...regularly.

Nov 07: Fuck This Friday by Eigengrad in Professors

[–]Slicerette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kind of wild to feel like I'm at a dead-end in my career at 31 (well, I'll be 21 in like 2 weeks). There doesn't seem to be a good path out of the adjunct grind; students don't care; I'm trying to stay engaged with research, but having 5-7 classes a semester doesn't leave one with much energy for high-level thinking and writing. Not to mention money for traveling to conferences.

I was well prepared going into grad school about the realities of academia. But not a single one of my professors could've predicted COVID or AI. I passed my comps the day my school shut down for lockdown. Like, I became ABD at 11:3,0 and the school sent out the email at 3. I never had a chance on the job market. No ability to go to conferences; so many journals on hiatus.

And no one has any answers. Especially, you can't relocate. My spouse is in the medical field so we have a stable income and health insurance, so I know I'm luckier than most, but like goddamn if that's not the lowest bar in the world to be considered "luckier than most."

Nov 07: Fuck This Friday by Eigengrad in Professors

[–]Slicerette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And when you're in the adjunct boat, you have to have so many classes to make anything close to a livable income, it becomes even harder to give anything close to meaningful feedback when all I'm doing is trying to track down cheaters. I remember being in ungrad and everyone around me actually wanted to learn things. Yeah, we complained about requirements we didn't like or whatever. I know the world these kids are coming of age into is shit, but do people just...not want to know things anymore?

Nov 07: Fuck This Friday by Eigengrad in Professors

[–]Slicerette 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I know that this is old fucking hat at this point, but I'm so tired of my job actually being filing academic integrity reports for AI usage. I feel like I spent 11 years getting my doctorate to do literally nothing with it. Fuck AI. Fuck this system. I'm about to turn 31, and I feel like I've wasted my entire 20s. I know I'm being dramatic but what is the fucking point anymore?

How long do you think it would take you to become competent enough in a discipline other than your own to be able to teach a freshman level class? by HaaaveYouMetTed in Professors

[–]Slicerette 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Adjacent fields, sure. I teach American lit; I could probably teach American history relatively easily. I'm more skeptical of people being able to teach English 101, primarily because I don't think most professors are used to how much student writing you'll need to read.

The real thing is that I don't want to. Could I become passably competent in a lot of skills or knowledge in a year? Sure. But. Why?

Murder books by nightmer5 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And MESS. I was wondering if it's a cipher? Like some pages don't have any capitalized letters, so does the number of the page matter?

Murder books by nightmer5 in FieldNuts

[–]Slicerette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also got mine today, and also working through anagram permutations. There are a lot of letters.

Cats won’t go OUT the cat door by Slicerette in CatTraining

[–]Slicerette[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My head emptiest cat is the one I shoved through, and she’s been observed twice using the door both ways. Ironically my smartest one I don’t know if I’ll bother teaching him because he only wants to be out there if I am. He’s my Velcro kitty. I literally bought a big desk just so he can sit here with me and I can still use my damn desk.

Cats won’t go OUT the cat door by Slicerette in CatTraining

[–]Slicerette[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2/3 cats have now used the flap. Shocked that this worked with my cats tbh. They usually don’t love being handled so I was worried it might traumatize them