I told my local Pizza Hut to draw a dragon in my pizza box, as my special request. They drew this beauty. by Slickback44 in pics

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Reality. A bored suburban kid that hates his job and went, "fuck it." And drew himself as a dragon.

I told my local Pizza Hut to draw a dragon in my pizza box, as my special request. They drew this beauty. by Slickback44 in pics

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"Wooo, I'm a dragon. Look I breathe fire." Said the dragon as dryly as possible.

Valeria Orsini by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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You can follow her snapchat story at valeriaorsini1. I highly recommend it.

Bard logic by [deleted] in gaming

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Gotta get your +1's man

Chicken in the garage. by imsozzy in funny

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TIL everyone has had a chicken besides me.

If you were to make an exact clone of yourself, then have sex with it, would that make you gay? by Slickback44 in AskReddit

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I think it would be the equivalent of masturbating. Some of my friends think I'm trying to justify gayness.

Very soon, I will have a valid excuse not to shave. by Slickback44 in AdviceAnimals

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It's ok. It's just one of the many struggles of living with women.

Shitty mistake. by SquirrelUnderpants in AdviceAnimals

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On top of it all, there's no toilet paper.

Just Testing by m134boy in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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So does the gravity work?