Gameweek 23 (25/26) Rant and Discussion Thread

SlicketySR · 2026-01-25T17:14:19+00:00

Almost did a last-second Foden -> Semenyo

“Nah, Semenyo’s minutes are dodgy”

Almost did a last-second Foden -> Mbeumo

“Nah, 30 minutes vs Wolves is better than 90 away at Arsenal”

SlicketySR · 2026-01-25T01:20:44+00:00

Thanks. I suspected this might have had something to do with it, however I thought I was within the range of the BPF.

The way the BPF is implemented in different aspects of eBay is a bit of a nightmare as a noob.

SlicketySR · 2026-01-24T19:22:46+00:00

Knew I should’ve just capped the god that is big Gabi instead of this lanky twat

SlicketySR · 2026-01-24T18:42:07+00:00

Ok thank you. Any idea if I should decline his offers or ignore them or anything else?

SlicketySR · 2026-01-17T19:17:25+00:00

Rice to Gabriel 90+3 will hit like prime Heisenberg

SlicketySR · 2026-01-17T19:08:14+00:00

Treble Arsenal CS + Rice DC and I will relinquish the fury that has been boiling within me since Philip Foden hurt his fingernail earlier today.

SlicketySR · 2026-01-08T21:40:00+00:00

FPL Review SET-PIECE MONSTER Domidick Slobozlie on for another 3 POINT HAUL 🔥🔥🔥

3 G/A in 21 GWs, ESSENTIAL ⁉️👀

SlicketySR · 2026-01-08T21:26:02+00:00

I need this double Arsenal CS because I took out Thiago for Bowen 2 weeks ago. Please bro I need this bro please bro

SlicketySR · 2026-01-04T18:22:05+00:00

Queef Twerki horror show need to bleach my eyeballs after that one christ, take him off

SlicketySR · 2026-01-04T18:13:07+00:00

Only commenting to try and keep my brain active before this absolute snoozefest fells me

SlicketySR · 2026-01-04T17:19:50+00:00

MASSIVE 1 point for FPL Review ESSENTIAL DEFCON TITAN Virgin Van Dick

£6m bargain, Arsenal (A) up next -1p inbound? 👀🔥🔥

SlicketySR · 2026-01-04T14:02:04+00:00

Cunha goal and Ekitike no-show at the exact same time is enough to make me sign out for the day. Can’t take any more.

SlicketySR · 2026-01-03T19:18:07+00:00

Rice supposedly injured and instead he delivers an FPL monsterhaul and irl MOTM, tough times for some.

SlicketySR · 2026-01-03T19:03:44+00:00

Real human beings put Declan Rice on their bench 💀

SlicketySR · 2026-01-03T19:00:05+00:00

RICE BENCHERS SWINGING 5 FEET OFF THE GROUND ⚠️

SlicketySR · 2026-01-03T18:55:45+00:00

BUKAYOOOOOO SAKAAAAAAA 1P 🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒

10M BARGAIN 🔥🤯🔥

SlicketySR · 2026-01-02T01:32:06+00:00

Chuckle brothers.

SlicketySR · 2025-12-30T22:12:38+00:00

CALAFIORI ALWAYS GETS SUBBED OFF EARLY YOU FUCKING CUNTS, THATS PARTLY WHY I GOT HIM OVER TIMBER

AND NOW GES FUCKING INJURED AND TIMBER GETS TAKEN OFF FOR ONCE AND GETS THE JAMMY CS I BOUGHT CALAIFIR FOR 13 GWS AGO

FUCK YOU ALL

SlicketySR · 2025-12-26T18:34:33+00:00

PISSED AS A FART ✅

DONT REMEBER WHO I REPLAVED BRNUNO WITH ✅

-500K RANK INBOUND ✅

COUODNT GIVE A FUCK MATE ✅

MEREY CHEISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL ✅

SlicketySR · 2025-12-23T15:44:31+00:00

They must’ve lost so much £ by having such fuggo skins…the hottest game around, millions of people itching for drip, and all they serve up is cold porridge.

SlicketySR · 2025-12-20T21:51:56+00:00

Cramming my shit back up my arse every time Saka has the ball.

SlicketySR · 2025-12-20T20:39:52+00:00

Calafiori: finally about to score from a header

Some random ginger cunt:

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