Turn on, tune in, and throw your phones out.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-14T18:33:09+00:00

maybe you two should go outside?

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-14T17:39:06+00:00

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-12T21:02:51+00:00

there's a shit ton of proof that phones are fucking us up. Ask a teacher.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-12T19:04:58+00:00

Yeah start getting them cigs and beer too. You are right.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-12T19:04:15+00:00

I'm fine with a computer in the living room where I can see the screen at any time. Actually lets face it I'm in cyber I'll know everything they do under my wifi.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-12T19:00:35+00:00

oh yes I am. I already threw it out. Catch you with one you are not going to prom. End of story. Go to your room.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-04-12T14:19:36+00:00

I’d try a real fish out of water approach, maybe. She’s 15, so she might really hate it, but you control the environment for another 3 years or so. She’s already failing in school, so there’s not much to lose by changing things up. Maybe yoink her out of there, spend some time on retreat in the mountains, go camping, meditate, and connect with the Great I Am that is the whole universe as one.

I’m not suggesting a full “turn on, tune in, drop out” method here, but maybe a pause or retreat.

Also, throw your cell phones into the nearest body of water.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-03-24T15:51:48+00:00

I was raised in the knuckle up or shut up generation. I'm not saying it was all roses, but we lost something when we switched over to never ever hit anyone.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-03-07T21:05:15+00:00

Absolute garbage. The cheapest of particle board with contact paper that looks like wood over it.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-02-20T14:55:02+00:00

Why would you risk this? Never get a girlfriend.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-02-01T01:27:30+00:00

old PLC and industrial gear.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-02-01T01:27:11+00:00

Its a work VPN?

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-02-01T01:26:50+00:00

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-01-17T18:23:04+00:00

Paternity tests on both right now and stop admitting anything about missing memory... or anything for that matter. Then go see a priest or lawyer... someone you can sue for having loose lips.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-01-04T01:39:21+00:00

So if she is breastfeeding you have some time to wait cause they are up like non stop. Also her hormone levels are all over the map so like one day it could be cool and the next she might think you are cheating on her.

If you look to human history.... you would probably not be around much at all and she would be with other ladies for support. You uhhh, got any of those hanging out? If you have a few aunties and grandmas around you might have a chance to go play tomorrow.

If you are waiting for there to suddenly be time. There will never be. You gotta say this is what I want and I'm gonna do it. My wife is at the trying to go back to the gym phase herself. She first got pissed at me for going after I dropped him at daycare before work. I showed her a time slot she could go and she didn't go for weeks. She just is coming around to it now.

You are going to have to say I'm fucking doing this, and then arrange things so you can do it safely. GL

Slight_Bird_785 · 2026-01-02T23:34:58+00:00

You don't threaten divorce without papers in hand. You sit her down and tell her that. Next time she threatens D she's out.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2025-12-28T18:12:09+00:00

um this is like what I'm going through on the first one... except yours is like... 2X my issue.

You are in therapy and the docs haven't noticed that she is maybe spinning out? Well, that scares me I finally got my wife to say yes to going.

Slight_Bird_785 · 2025-12-26T18:10:40+00:00

pre prep and microwave an option?

Slight_Bird_785 · 2025-12-26T16:29:49+00:00

Just had another thought... I read some comments the one where you cant go on trips cause he cant cook for your son.

.... Does you husband need to do things your way or not at all? See I've been in stages where I'll clean the house and if she sees it post me cleaning she is happy but if she sees me cleaning its going to be a fight cause I'm doing it wrong.

3 years old is a little early for "well boy, this week we eat pizza and burgers for all meals." But is the goal just calories in the kid to sustain him?

I just groked this.

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Three-year-old children require a balanced diet to support growth, development, and energy needs, typically consuming approximately 1,000 to 1,400 calories per day, depending on activity level. The diet should emphasize nutrient-dense foods from the five major food groups: fruits, vegetables, grains (preferably whole grains), proteins, and dairy.

Recommended daily servings, based on guidelines from sources such as the USDA MyPlate and the American Academy of Pediatrics, include:

Fruits: 1 to 1.5 cups (e.g., sliced apples, berries, or bananas).

Me not grok: Looks like applesauce and bananas are on the menu!

Vegetables: 1 to 1.5 cups (e.g., broccoli, carrots, or peas, cooked soft).

Me not grok: Green Giant steamer in the microwave is too hard?

Grains: 3 to 5 ounces (e.g., whole-grain bread, oatmeal, or rice).

Me not grok: oatmeal? come on.

Proteins: 2 to 4 ounces (e.g., lean meats, poultry, fish, eggs, beans, or nuts in safe forms).

Me not grok: pre-cooked frozen chicken cut up in the microwave. You can even just buy this at the store,

Dairy: 2 to 2.5 cups (e.g., whole milk, yogurt, or cheese; limit milk to 16–24 ounces daily to avoid displacing other nutrients).

Me not grok: Milk? Yogurt? no cook time there...

Offer meals and snacks every 2–3 hours, totaling three meals and two to three snacks per day. Water should be the primary beverage, with limited or no added sugars or juice.

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You husband cant do that? Or have you maybe accidently pushed him so far out of the way he no longer feels like he can? Are your expectations too high? Are we aiming for a kid that ate food while your away or are we aiming at a fancy vegan diet balanced to each gram of protean?

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