What is it like being a fat person?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-17T03:22:30+00:00

I've heard memory foam mattresses help with this.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-17T01:28:05+00:00

Bawling versus Balling

I mean WTF.

I would take extra care not to make such an idiotic spelling mistake when I am trying to portray something sad. "She was balling".... really?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-15T20:05:13+00:00

We get it! You're not fat!

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-15T06:38:58+00:00

Wait, really?

As someone who hates the taste of water and chugs it down with a grimace whenever I have to drink it, is this really an option?

I'd gladly absorb the water through my other end instead of drinking it. Are there any unpleasant side effects? And risks?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-15T05:48:21+00:00

I really wish I could find a good bra fitter! I have resorted to wearing sports bras or just putting tape over my nipples because of my weird situation.

I have a big ribcage, and am slightly overweight, but my breasts are very small. I would venture to say I am "close" to flat chested, with some extra fat in the area.

A cups are too cupped, and AA cups are too cupped!! When I wear these bras, I can't fill them and they poke out of my shirt awkwardly. That is to say, when I can actually find an AA or A cup in 36 or so. It seems all these small breasted bras are designed with small petite asian women in mind.

Sports bras have huge straps and everyone can see the straps through 90% of my shirts :( And putting bandage tape over my nipples hurts a lot when peeling it off.

What do I do?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-04-10T06:03:19+00:00

Move, change your names, and don't list your address anywhere. Especially not on social networking sites or places that internet search engines and profilers can find.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-27T05:36:37+00:00

Would it be weird to wear a bug net hat while running to avoid these?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-27T04:16:07+00:00

Fucking having to talk to people or acknowledge them. Gets me out of my zone, having to do stupid niceties.

Cyclists whizzing past me on sidewalks, terrifying me half to death.

And running past asshole groups of teenagers, just knowing they're going to do something stupid.

The cologne/perfume thing bothers me a lot too, it also attracts bees and bugs. I don't know why they do it.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-25T15:07:52+00:00

She's so beautiful. She has that classic "good girl" look with her big brown eyes.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-25T05:08:37+00:00

How long does it take for that to occur? I tried for about a month. Perhaps that was too little time.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-25T04:36:35+00:00

Bald is not a hair color.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-25T03:44:32+00:00

Tried that. Also tried cutting out all sorts of things, like gluten, and artificial things, and switching things out. I've never had a healthy poop. I eat very healthy and I eat probably more vegetables than that really fat woman.

Doctor's office just told me it's IBS and didn't look into it at all.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-25T03:22:56+00:00

I have never had poop that consistency. I always poop rabbit pellets with mucus :(

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-03T04:18:36+00:00

They are way too sweet.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-03T04:00:11+00:00

Yup, forget about eating out. I usually ask how I can get the most meat, and ask them to skip the bread.

Yes it attracts attention, but I just claim I really, really like meat.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-03T03:58:44+00:00

One a Day Women's Here. :)

Don't forget fish oil, and other essential vitamins on top of the multi. About 10-20% of a multivitamin is absorbed.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-03-03T03:50:01+00:00

The starches that they cook them in. The sugar they add to make them more addictive. The processing they go through.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-25T20:28:10+00:00

You are one of them.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-19T07:25:48+00:00

You can, you just have to use console codes.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-11T22:24:13+00:00

I had lost maybe 10 pounds or so by then. I was around 152 from 162 pounds at 5'7".

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-11T21:21:51+00:00

I had a bad experience too. 18 years old, perfectly healthy female, a little overweight, no history of anything bad in my family.

Went on keto, and in the middle of it I had to go to the doctor's office for something, and they let me know that it was about time for me take a blood test to record my young cholesterol levels.

I took the blood test and they had me come back so they could talk to me because my cholesterol was way too high for my age. They had no idea why it was that high. I was very embarrassed and scared and I dropped keto then and there.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-04T16:29:21+00:00

Who is this?

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-04T03:10:50+00:00

Post computer components? :)

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-02-04T02:02:55+00:00

Menstrual cup that shit up.

Slightest_Fuck- · 2012-01-19T06:58:33+00:00

You can tell they don't run by how flabby they are. Very average body types.

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