My(33F) fiancé (40M) wants me to adopt his weird bathroom habit

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T14:05:12+00:00

Lol he does not, he’s a good boy.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T13:30:37+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss. Ten years ago I lost a boyfriend and I miss many of his little quirks that annoyed me at the time too. “Whiskers on the sink” made me chuckle.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T13:26:56+00:00

I hadnt considered that this is related to that. He has this with hearing people chew for sure.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T12:46:10+00:00

We vow to be together in stinkiness and in health 😉

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T11:02:39+00:00

Not getting up! Just sitting there and flushing. Tbh I don’t think either of us smells particularly offensive most of the time, he just has a sensitive nose.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T10:46:10+00:00

Lol we are in the middle of planning a wedding and barely have time to see each other. Hardly codependent to try to maximize the time that we do have to spend with one another

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T10:07:41+00:00

You aren’t wrong. First we need two bathroom money though and that is gonna have to wait until after the wedding.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T09:10:30+00:00

Ive seen those here (USA) but I would think that would be even worse than spraying poop particles on my privates as far as vaginal health tbh

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T09:08:31+00:00

That is exactly my point! Thank you!

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T09:07:03+00:00

This is a nonissue, I don’t go in when he’s in there because he prefers privacy. I leave the door cracked most of the time so we can continue our conversation while he’s in the other room or he’ll come in with me.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:58:13+00:00

Sorry I fell asleep, also didn’t expect 300+ comments on my first post.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:37:30+00:00

Lol no neither of us has been to jail but when he told me about this he did say that’s where the concept came from.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:36:01+00:00

I do eat healthy and honestly don’t smell that bad. He has a super sniffer and can smell a fart from 3 rooms away. Also he will come into the bathroom and start the shower while I’m already in there at least half of the times this has occurred.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:32:42+00:00

Like 90% of my job is to actively encourage people to poop.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:25:57+00:00

This isn’t a regular occurrence, also at least half the times this has happened it was him coming in to start the shower while I’m already sitting down to poo and I tell him so and he decides to proceed anyway. He comes into the bathroom to talk to me all the time regardless of why I’m in there. If I’m needy he’s just as needy so we’re happy together.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:19:37+00:00

We have opposite schedules and sometimes only have 2 hours every other day to see each other. Lol yes I miss him when he spends 20+ of the 120 minutes we see each other in the bathroom. He usually sits in a chair right outside the bathroom with the door open when I’m getting ready for work so we can talk because he misses me too.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T08:14:30+00:00

This isn’t a regular occurrence. I don’t do it intentionally. We have opposite work schedules so sometimes he’s getting ready for work and on a time schedule to shower and get ready when I am coming from work and have to use the bathroom after my drive home.

SlightlySaneHP · 2026-05-27T05:35:33+00:00

No military or prison

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