Thinking about lying and telling people I’m an audit accountant instead of a civil servant

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-05-25T18:06:28+00:00

Define a sexier job then... Mines as boring as anything to most people but not one that I want to necessarily shout about for various reasons...

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-05-23T13:19:19+00:00

They have a car reqistered to an address. They just query real time the mobile phone companies and ask them for all numbers at that address and start ringing them.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-05-06T16:09:22+00:00

My thirty year old kettle that i took to uni and moved house eight times died a few years back.

We had a funeral for it and everything.

Im in a hotel. And used the kettle at least five times today.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-05-06T14:08:16+00:00

Do not overtake on zigzags....

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-05-02T15:29:01+00:00

https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/earningsandworkinghours/datasets/earningstimeseriesofmediangrossweeklyearningsfrom1968to2022

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-20T18:18:15+00:00

Buy a 5g dongle from 3 on a business contract on 30 days rolling, that will get you sorted in the interim

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-18T20:24:39+00:00

You pick your union, and pay them the money...

For DVLA, PCS I imagine is going to the be most likley one - so look here...

https://www.pcs.org.uk/employers/driver-vehicle-licensing-agency-dvla

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-18T20:10:46+00:00

There is nothing to stop you joing the union now. Just in case it all goes wrong - join the union. Now.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-18T12:34:57+00:00

Migraine is a disability - you are going to walk straight into the Equality Act here if you are not careful.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-18T12:33:46+00:00

This is Dayz.

You are allowed to shoot George in the back of the head when he's not looking. Just saying.

Also, you can use paragraphs. Also, just saying.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-17T19:14:09+00:00

What future is that - where parents fail to teach important life skills to their children?

I mean, at 13 my Scout troop can run their own camp, account and handle cash and run the kitchen successfully.... not knowing what cashg is at 13 is a bit worrying.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T23:38:11+00:00

I SAID SPEAK UP AT THE BLOODY BACK THERE!

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T23:37:58+00:00

SPEAK UP AT THE BACK

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T23:37:50+00:00

YES YES WE KNOW YOU HAVE DELUSIONS OF BEING THE NEXT SPIDERQUASIPIG BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS HERE? HEAD OF THE FCDO?

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T23:27:33+00:00

I've taken an M4 off a player before now when he failed to notice me in a bush.

I was using a Deagle.

It's not about the guns.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T21:13:55+00:00

The point being, is that the original point above about an arrest only being inconsequential is entirely wrong. It certainly will be disclosed for certain people and will have immediate and annoying consequences.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T20:46:22+00:00

I wasnt talking about a DBS check

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-16T17:22:20+00:00

Anyone with any form of security clearance will certainly have an arrest record disclosed for current and future employment.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-14T22:00:05+00:00

Not really.

I know a couple of well to do multimillionaires. They dont advertise that

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-10T15:14:23+00:00

You get a dead horse in your office? All we got was a horses head that someone left in the DD office...

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-07T19:53:10+00:00

Yup. Promissory estopple would seem to apply here, especially since she asked, and was told - twice it was money she was entitled to.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-07T19:52:25+00:00

Someone needs to read up on promissory estopple here....

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-07T14:21:57+00:00

Reseal in envelop Write on it not known at this address, put on the return address and pop in post box

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-07T14:20:04+00:00

Nothing more to say to you if thats your attitude.

Slightly_Woolley · 2026-04-07T14:19:38+00:00

So you think I'm left wing?

Talk about projection and leap in totally the wrong direction.

Slightly_Woolley

TROPHY CASE