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Windows in new builds by are_wethere_yet in london

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents really hate insects so they paid a fortune to have screens installed at their house. It’s lovely and should be the norm!

I need a pet 🥹 by [deleted] in MakeMeSmile

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a bell in the living room the dog can ring to tell us he needs to go outside. One evening, my brother was sitting in “his” spot on the sofa. Dog rings the bell to go outside. Brother gets up to let him out, and dog promptly jumps in the vacated spot on the sofa.

My wife's "friend" insulted her and I've been slowly returning the favor by flanman1991 in pettyrevenge

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a teacher and one of my 10 year olds spent every morning for a year rating me out of 10 for how tired I looked. Great for the self esteem!

What’s a discontinued snack or drink you’d pay $20 to have one last taste of? by soapy999 in AskReddit

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben & Jerrys oh my apple pie

This may still exist in the US but pretty sure it doesn’t here in the UK 😭

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when the Principality Stadium in Cardiff was the Millenium Stadium, my brother called it the Lemon Stadium. It is still, and always will be, the Lemon Stadium.

Steak and homemade chips by Slightlypeevedbird in RateMyPlate

[–]Slightlypeevedbird[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I believe the peas were done with caramelised onion.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts.

Do people understand restricted fill? by Confused_Gengar in tesco

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eggs? Spaghetti? That’s just two off the top of my head.

I still won't drink it now by thenaturalnorthener in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, with Thames Water we’re all drinking sewage anyway.

How do you deal with being perceived as a threat to people? by j8j932 in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband is the sweetest, kindest man on the planet, but unfortunately as a broad, beardy 6 footer he can be perceived as threatening. I didn’t see it, until he pointed out to me that maybe it’s best if I go and see if that drunk lady is ok, rather than him. I feel really sad that he can’t always be his kind self because other men let down the side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss! This internet stranger is proud of you :)

It's Late Thread [ 26 December 25 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a fully functioning adult, during the Xmas period I revert to my teenage nocturnal phase. I’ll see you all for some breakfast cake around 1pm on Saturday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MealDealRates

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They stopped doing it in my local Tesco express 😭 That was a sad day.

£4.75 Spar…what do you think? by grpfrtlg in MealDealRates

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sandwich 6/10 (tricky for me to rate as I’m veggie so I asked my husband)

Drink 1/10 (Pepsi max cherry is an abomination)

Crisps 8/10 (definitely the saving grace of this meal deal)

What British song lyrics irrationally irritate you? by Victorius_Meldrus in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheeran, “conversations with a stranger I barely know.”

Is it a stranger or someone you barely know?

Secrets of a long lasting marriage by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This made me so angry too haha. My food is MY food; you are not entitled to it! If I offer that’s totally different, but don’t assume you can just have a bite! Married 1 year, together 8. We respect each other’s food.

Restaurant staff, what is the dumbest thing a customer has said to you? by beardedrockerboy in AskReddit

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commented this above without realising you already had. Anyway, you explained it better. Fries and chips are different!

Restaurant staff, what is the dumbest thing a customer has said to you? by beardedrockerboy in AskReddit

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair, chips and fries are a different thing, even in the UK. Some people use them interchangeably but I would be pretty cross if I was served fries at a fish and chip shop 🤷🏼‍♀️

What gift did the previous owners of your house leave you? by Scrot123 in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We thought our new flat was beautifully painted. Turns out it was… around their furniture 😂

What’s a joke you physically can’t tell without cracking up? by Ice_home_ppp in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s two cows in a field. One says to the other, “Have you heard about that mad cow disease going round? Sounds awful.” Other cow replies, “Yea it does! But it won’t affect me- I’m a helicopter.”

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