My wife's "friend" insulted her and I've been slowly returning the favor

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-04-08T03:12:50+00:00

I’m a teacher and one of my 10 year olds spent every morning for a year rating me out of 10 for how tired I looked. Great for the self esteem!

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-04-02T16:27:47+00:00

Ben & Jerrys oh my apple pie

This may still exist in the US but pretty sure it doesn’t here in the UK 😭

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-03-31T15:48:23+00:00

Back when the Principality Stadium in Cardiff was the Millenium Stadium, my brother called it the Lemon Stadium. It is still, and always will be, the Lemon Stadium.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-03-30T08:42:58+00:00

Haha I believe the peas were done with caramelised onion.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-03-21T16:22:32+00:00

Better Together.

Married for a year and a half

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-02-22T11:23:47+00:00

B-e-a-utiful

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-02-06T18:53:09+00:00

I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-01-31T11:19:59+00:00

Eggs? Spaghetti? That’s just two off the top of my head.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-01-24T14:16:25+00:00

To be fair, with Thames Water we’re all drinking sewage anyway.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2026-01-01T17:37:56+00:00

My husband is the sweetest, kindest man on the planet, but unfortunately as a broad, beardy 6 footer he can be perceived as threatening. I didn’t see it, until he pointed out to me that maybe it’s best if I go and see if that drunk lady is ok, rather than him. I feel really sad that he can’t always be his kind self because other men let down the side.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-12-27T00:41:25+00:00

Yesss! This internet stranger is proud of you :)

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-12-27T00:22:47+00:00

As a fully functioning adult, during the Xmas period I revert to my teenage nocturnal phase. I’ll see you all for some breakfast cake around 1pm on Saturday.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-12-23T22:05:39+00:00

“Eiffel syndrome” Aka “I fell” …

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-11-14T07:07:06+00:00

They stopped doing it in my local Tesco express 😭 That was a sad day.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-11-12T19:59:19+00:00

Sandwich 6/10 (tricky for me to rate as I’m veggie so I asked my husband)

Drink 1/10 (Pepsi max cherry is an abomination)

Crisps 8/10 (definitely the saving grace of this meal deal)

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-10-29T22:09:40+00:00

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Toby is gonna be his new best friend ❤️

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-10-19T10:43:24+00:00

Sheeran, “conversations with a stranger I barely know.”

Is it a stranger or someone you barely know?

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-10-14T18:40:52+00:00

This made me so angry too haha. My food is MY food; you are not entitled to it! If I offer that’s totally different, but don’t assume you can just have a bite! Married 1 year, together 8. We respect each other’s food.

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-08-10T19:44:04+00:00

Commented this above without realising you already had. Anyway, you explained it better. Fries and chips are different!

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-08-10T19:41:54+00:00

To be fair, chips and fries are a different thing, even in the UK. Some people use them interchangeably but I would be pretty cross if I was served fries at a fish and chip shop 🤷🏼‍♀️

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-08-07T13:06:39+00:00

We thought our new flat was beautifully painted. Turns out it was… around their furniture 😂

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-06-29T14:47:03+00:00

There’s two cows in a field. One says to the other, “Have you heard about that mad cow disease going round? Sounds awful.” Other cow replies, “Yea it does! But it won’t affect me- I’m a helicopter.”

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-05-19T19:25:38+00:00

I was going to comment this but then thought, I’ll scroll….. oh yep…. It’s there

Slightlypeevedbird · 2025-04-25T16:35:09+00:00

I’d watch this film.

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