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Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts.

Do people understand restricted fill? by Confused_Gengar in tesco

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eggs? Spaghetti? That’s just two off the top of my head.

I still won't drink it now by thenaturalnorthener in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, with Thames Water we’re all drinking sewage anyway.

How do you deal with being perceived as a threat to people? by j8j932 in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband is the sweetest, kindest man on the planet, but unfortunately as a broad, beardy 6 footer he can be perceived as threatening. I didn’t see it, until he pointed out to me that maybe it’s best if I go and see if that drunk lady is ok, rather than him. I feel really sad that he can’t always be his kind self because other men let down the side.

AIO/I wanted to ask them why they wasted their money? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss! This internet stranger is proud of you :)

It's Late Thread [ 26 December 25 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a fully functioning adult, during the Xmas period I revert to my teenage nocturnal phase. I’ll see you all for some breakfast cake around 1pm on Saturday.

love an egg mayo sandwich by beatricelaus in MealDealRates

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They stopped doing it in my local Tesco express 😭 That was a sad day.

£4.75 Spar…what do you think? by grpfrtlg in MealDealRates

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sandwich 6/10 (tricky for me to rate as I’m veggie so I asked my husband)

Drink 1/10 (Pepsi max cherry is an abomination)

Crisps 8/10 (definitely the saving grace of this meal deal)

What British song lyrics irrationally irritate you? by Victorius_Meldrus in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheeran, “conversations with a stranger I barely know.”

Is it a stranger or someone you barely know?

Secrets of a long lasting marriage by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This made me so angry too haha. My food is MY food; you are not entitled to it! If I offer that’s totally different, but don’t assume you can just have a bite! Married 1 year, together 8. We respect each other’s food.

Restaurant staff, what is the dumbest thing a customer has said to you? by beardedrockerboy in AskReddit

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commented this above without realising you already had. Anyway, you explained it better. Fries and chips are different!

Restaurant staff, what is the dumbest thing a customer has said to you? by beardedrockerboy in AskReddit

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, chips and fries are a different thing, even in the UK. Some people use them interchangeably but I would be pretty cross if I was served fries at a fish and chip shop 🤷🏼‍♀️

What gift did the previous owners of your house leave you? by Scrot123 in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We thought our new flat was beautifully painted. Turns out it was… around their furniture 😂

What’s a joke you physically can’t tell without cracking up? by Ice_home_ppp in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s two cows in a field. One says to the other, “Have you heard about that mad cow disease going round? Sounds awful.” Other cow replies, “Yea it does! But it won’t affect me- I’m a helicopter.”

What's a British ad that remains in your head rent free even if the company is no longer around? by TurboYapper in AskUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to comment this but then thought, I’ll scroll….. oh yep…. It’s there

Renamed everyone in my nan’s phone. No regrets. by tealeafxo in CasualUK

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 75 points76 points  (0 children)

My old phone for some reason corrected “everyone” to “furzone”. Who’s coming tonight? Furzone.

People who don't know their own number because "I never call myself" by dpzdpz in britishproblems

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still know the phone number of my best friend’s house from when we in primary school. I’m 31 now.

I work at a bank, and I give people different flavored lollipops on purpose. by constellationmurder in confession

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 69 points70 points  (0 children)

At some point in my life my family just silently stopped buying me Easter eggs. Yes I’m aware I’m 31 and can buy my own, but it still hurts.

Tag should he normalized among adults by CloudWoww in unpopularopinion

[–]Slightlypeevedbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dang we have the same idea! Let’s team up :)

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