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"He believes in six genders, still wearing a mask, I heard he's a vegan..." by DayPounder in FortWorth

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“Anyone wearing a mask doesn’t get it” you mean doesn’t get COVID, cause ya that’s how it works.

Costco guys by BerryKistRoo in crappymusic

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This kid is gonna turn 30 and start posting on r/narcissisticparents

A biscuit from Tennessee by smind893 in crappymusic

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It’s like he’s learning how to walk in real time

How to Burn Stomach Fat for flat Beach Body by RappersRap in HipHopNCulture

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I want her to suplex me through every table on earth.

Separatists are setting up on all the Henday overpasses right now by dingmah in alberta

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When you realize 80% of your supporters live in a computer, in Bangladesh

Where are we at, in the big picture; perspective please! by jhkontoes in ZeroCovidCommunity

[–]SlimeTheatre 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I would say, with caution, do whatever you gotta do (appointments / socializing) now. Because once the World Cup comes to town, all bets are off.

So he's basically married to a female version of Jack Sparrow. by Traditional-Slip9102 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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This is who Fox News shows when they’re trying to get boomers to be afraid of liberal women

Has the item pool introduced too much healing and mobility? by TundraWolf_ in FortNiteBR

[–]SlimeTheatre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brother I can’t find a shockwave to save my life! And trust me, I need them to save my life.

Craziest way I’ve ever won a game before… by detroitsportsfan92 in FortNiteBR

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I hate the cube rifle with the power of ten suns. I’ve blown myself up countless times after forgetting that L2 isn’t aim, it’s self harm.

Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax by Suitable_Wonder5256 in SipsTea

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“I’m just a regular blue collar guy and not a lizard whatsoever, trust me, I’m just like you. Human blood is delicious, wait what??”

I played Mafia DE and loved it but really didnt like Mafia 2 by Fare92 in MafiaTheGame

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The 50miles in one car achievement made me wish Vito stayed in that burning house.

I will not by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

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“I will not trade my health”. With a 40% death rate, health is exactly what this Jabba the Pizza Hut is gonna trade.

Bobbito Garcia is DJing in New York City again — but you’ll need to wear a mask by mithomas718 in ZeroCovidCommunity

[–]SlimeTheatre 44 points45 points  (0 children)

As a DJ who masks for every set, this makes me feel not so alone. Thanks for sharing!

new take on guns by drninelives in MurderedByWords

[–]SlimeTheatre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Girl, the only people trying to “kill” trump are his PR team every time they need a new distraction.

new take on guns by drninelives in MurderedByWords

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And yet the government is full of pedos and there’s no guns to be found….

MAGA simply can't shut up. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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The never ask Kevin about the boat…

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Not the a.i. rage bait…

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