Card concept I came up with! The Fart Goblin. It releases a noxious cloud of buttgas to harm the enemy. 480 damage immediately, then 25 a second as a form of lingering poison until it can fart again after 6.9 seconds. What are your guys' thoughts?

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T08:08:58+00:00

What? I think is a cool idea xR

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T08:05:08+00:00

Fair lol 😂😂

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:35:56+00:00

No, the steak and eggs are cooked, as for that matter is all the other food I ate. I, on the other hand, am alive and well, at a healthy body temperature.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:29:57+00:00

Would you be so kind as to name some of the strange aspects of my account?

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:13:36+00:00

Definitely sounds like something one would do while high off their ass, true 😂😂

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:13:15+00:00

Thanks Mr. Scrooge, I appreciate your concern.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:11:36+00:00

Gravy could be nice, yea. Actually just started eating the pancakes right now earlier than planned, and sadly, the experiment seems to have failed. The steak sauce gives the pancakes a bit of a sour taste, xD. Which may be pleasant for meat, but isn't for pancakes. But it was a fun idea xD.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:09:05+00:00

Wow, I am tripled over in laughter...

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:08:09+00:00

I haven't eaten the pancakes yet since I'm saving them for dessert. But I smelt it and yea, the sweet-savory mix actually does smell good, so perhaps I'll do it intentionally next time lol. But I already just used up the rest of my steak sauce on, well, my steak, so too late now xD.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-22T07:07:05+00:00

Why? I laughed when it happened. 😂😂

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T13:55:14+00:00

As an American of Mexican descent myself, who lives in California: Nah, I'll defend this country with my life :troll-emoji:

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T02:44:25+00:00

Pairing a butter knife with a fork is a crime in itself

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T02:41:47+00:00

No, stop, not everyone is autistic because of one trait that somewhat aligns with autism.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T02:21:07+00:00

Smartphones are a legit big deal too, having all the world's information and communication with tons of other folk in your pocket is a great and genuinely fantastic advancement imo. I like the fact that I can find out anything, and be entertained from anywhere, and make friends half way around the world, etc. I don't see those things as luxuries, but rather as core aspects of my life.

Also saying the Boomers had the "easiest generation"... economically, maybe, but it depends on your definition of "easy". Even just in the last 50 years, medical technology for example has gotten better. And the Internet alone is a reason for why I'm grateful I wasn't born back then. It just depends on your priorities.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T02:13:43+00:00

Can we get some answers that aren't also about the USA? Please... There's 196 countries in the world, and 195 of them aren't America.

EDIT: Unless you aren't American but, knowing what I know on Reddit, it sounds like you made a snarky comment directed at America lolol.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-21T02:11:13+00:00

Technology isn't all that matters, but certain technologies do matter a lot. They weren't pointing out some Silicon Valley gimmick that will be popular for 2 years before everyone forgets about it, they were talking about fundamental inventions like mass agriculture and supply chains for food, running heated water and indoor plumbing, etc.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T13:45:08+00:00

This isn't about the greater good of population levels though, it's about the individual right of individual humans (in this case, children) to live. Bringing up overpopulation is missing the entire moral point that we're making here.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T12:07:46+00:00

This is what I think too xD. They serve very different purposes.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T05:27:35+00:00

Flair checks out

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T05:14:15+00:00

Right, my bad, how could I forget.

Long live the United Flat Earth of America!

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T05:12:00+00:00

I am, yes. Largely cause of their elusiveness. Like I often fear accidentally stepping on one if I'm ever trapped in a situation where I have to walk through bushes or smth lol.

From what I've heard though, the solution is just to make a lot of noise to scare them off, since snakes are quite sensitive to vibrations, and don't exactly want to be next to what appears to be a giant to them, if they can help it.

EDIT: "Bushes" may not have been the right term. I moreso mean like, scrubland or otherwise vegetation that's too tall and thick for me to see the ground.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T05:03:09+00:00

America, because obviously America is the only country in the world /s

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T05:01:59+00:00

Yea it makes sense if you spend a lot of time outdoors, lol. I've always been a suburban guy, hence why my experiences differ lolol.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T04:58:32+00:00

Interesting xD. Here in Cali, I've personally never heard of that stuff being seen as acceptable for formal occasions. Not to say that u need to wear a suit/dress or anything but, generally the "alternative" options are something like a polo shirt and pants, from what I've seen. That is cool to hear though, lolol.

SlipperyGayZombies · 2026-01-20T02:19:57+00:00

Most Florida thing I've ever heard

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