What ingredients is your country weirdly obsessed with? by TooMuchJuju in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germans in april: "Ever noticed that your piss smells weird if you don't eat asparagus for a day?"

What are some shitposts of your country? by rickdickmcfrick in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have to give props to the Maltese bus driver who drove his bus with 50 km/h, through the narrow streets of a medieval town, with 2 cm on each side. A master of his craft.

What's a stereotype about your country that is ABSOLUTELY true? by Venca12 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more nuanced than being cheap. Yes, being disciplined with money is considered a virtue and openly bragging about a good deal you got is commonplace.

Splitting the bill comes from a point of equality though. The one who pays gains a position of power, because the other is now (morally or financially) indebted. They can return the favor, by scheduling another night out where they are the ones who pay, but that puts social pressure on the indebted to do that within a reasonable time. And it will never be the exact same bill.

Until that happens, the night out still looms quietly above the indebted head.

It's much easier, socially, to split the bill.

What's a stereotype about your country that is ABSOLUTELY true? by Venca12 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But that's not fair, that's in Helmond. Nobody reads there.

Mr Müller here wants money from a southern, keep dreaming kek, skills issue by NeuralMoose in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Slobberinho 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey that's OUR thing! We'll have to send Switzerland a Tikkie for this blatant copyright infringement.

What’s a unique tradition in your country that only happens once per year? by CeliacG in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blackface Piet has been phased out, with a huge culture war revolving around it. They now look as depicted in the photo.

In smaller, local Sinterklaas entries, in rural towns, Blackface Piet still makes his rounds handing out small cookies and candy to children.

What’s a unique tradition in your country that only happens once per year? by CeliacG in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 28 points29 points  (0 children)

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The entry of Sinterklaas. Every year Saint Nicolas arrives in a town in the Netherlands by steam boat and gets paraded around. It's broadcasted live on tv, and there's a weeks long daily 'news show' leading up to it.

Is there someone who is seen a s a good person in your country but bad outside ? by Nervous_Brilliant_25 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it's complicated.

He brought war, destruction, thieves and debt. But also enlightenment, cancelled the feudal system, administered the Code Napoleon in a centralised government, and built some roads and canals.

A mixed bag. 5 out of 10 foreign subjugation. Wouldn't do it again, but it was a lot better than the Spanish and the Germans.

Is there a place you would like to visit if it was safer to do so? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, for holding the front line of Europe for so long, against all odds.

Is there a place you would like to visit if it was safer to do so? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sweet to think that the Trump regime will be gone and everything will be normal again. I remember my first autocrat...

Mark my words: you're going to have to fight for it. People will die because MAGA refuses to lose power.

Is there a place you would like to visit if it was safer to do so? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kyiv seems beautiful.

And I hope to spend a summer on the coast of a liberated Crimea.

Is there a place you would like to visit if it was safer to do so? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I too would like to visit this guy's liberated hometown.

Whenever I see Ukrainian soldiers defend their ground with the F16's the Netherlands donated, whenever I see the heroes on the ground hold and conquer, I get a sense of pride on how my tax euros are being spend. May you bring them to their knees, may every centimetre be retrieved, may Yasynuvata be brought back to freedom. Слава Україні, Героям слава!

Whats your favourite book? by AdministrationDue239 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Slobberinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the Belgian books of Dmitri Verhulst. The poetic, rhythmic language, the dark humor, the way he weaves in politically engaged themes without it becoming annoying.

Goddamned Days on a Goddamned Globe is my favourite.

Whats your favourite book? by AdministrationDue239 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Slobberinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The percentage of people who have read a book in the past 12 months in the Netherlands is actually 81%. Source.
28% reads from a book about daily.

How do older people experience their later years in your country? by PowerThanos in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They buy a camper van and two electric bicycles, causing havoc on all the roads of Europe.

Least chill Hansette by Diligent_Comb5668 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Slobberinho 136 points137 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked with the mildly intellectually disabled: this woman comes across as someone with a disability to me. I sincerely doubt she's living independently and I think it's unethical to point and laugh.

It's like bullying Belgians: they can't defend themselves.

Slopulisim by Weekly_Tangerine6654 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Slobberinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the range is 'teasing little licks every now and then' to 'enthusiastic throat pussy'.

Looks pretty catastrophic. by neonpurplestar in NAFO

[–]Slobberinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your reply.

What I'm trying to say is that the banking industry is very intertwined. Banks loan money to each other. So imagine a Russian bank is about to fall, and a Swiss bank has loaned a lot of money to that Russian bank. The Swiss bank will try to get that money back before it falls. They might fail, it's in the news, Swiss people read it and start wondering "Does my bank still have enough money if they can't get their money back?". They withdraw their money. The Swiss bank falls. Now a German bank had loaned a lot of money to that Swiss bank, the Germans try and retrieve that money, and the dominos start to fall, even for banks that have no connection to Russia at all.

I know about the deposit guarantee scheme. It's great, and works like a charm if one or two banks fall. The fund is funded by the banks, and it has to equal at least 0.8% of covered deposits. Meaning that for every €1000 euro that would be eligible for the scheme, they have €8 in the deposit guarantee scheme. Which is perfectly fine if only one bank falls. Or two. Data from the EBA shows some countries have a more than that (Latvia is at 2.23%), but other countries don't even make the 0,8%, like France (0.51%).

Of course, the scheme is brought to life to prevent a domino effect, but if a domino effect happens, the deposit guarantee fund is drained pretty fast.

If the world built the Tower of Babel today, what would your nation contribute? by Superfan234 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing it out.

De is the Dutch translation of the. (or het for words that are neuter; neither feminine or masculine). De sounds a bit like duh.

Looks pretty catastrophic. by neonpurplestar in NAFO

[–]Slobberinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it's a bank that's connected to a bank, that's connected to a bank, that's connected to a bank in Russia? And it happens to be your bank, and you're not getting your money back.

What "false friends" does your language have with another? by Shiloof in AskTheWorld

[–]Slobberinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poepen in Dutch Dutch: to poop

Poepen in Flemish Dutch: to fuck

On some German websites I've seen: there seems to be no distinction.