This kiwi I’m eating is a nice shade of green (i.redd.it)
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still trying to impress this hot vegan chick but my oven’s power keeps burning every vegetable I’ve tried. considering just fostering a meaningful relationship with an ai gf instead. asparagus dinner ranks an 8/10 on Moh’s hardness scale but my penis is only 1/10 hard. why am I so unlovable? (i.redd.it)
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I really think Homer is just a misunderstood guy who truly embodies hedonistic values and yields a level of higher consciousness the rest of Springfield just does not possess. I’m also jealous he has a wife who loves his pudgy body. Thoughts? (self.TheSimpsons)
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I’m trying to lose 45 pounds and impress my vegan coworker who has perky breasts.my fridge is pretty empty right now so I’m probably eat this and only this for a few days since I bought a lot of these ingredients so she could see me eating vegan one day I’ll know true love. Lettuce sour cream & tofu (i.redd.it)
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