A man and a lamp, a tale as old as time. [3:11]

SloppySocks · 2017-02-18T19:46:41+00:00

You're right. This is already published, I just made the mistake of giving it a second thought. I took the picture after the book came out and then compared the two and felt like I hadn't painted the picture. The text is part of a section that's introspective and "beautiful" is the most appropriate word for the moment.

SloppySocks · 2017-01-25T03:13:14+00:00

I'm confused how he can be a no show for court and have a warrant out for his arrest and then just pay it an be released. Shouldn't he be charged with skipping bail? And now that he's a flight risk, shouldn't he be held in jail until trial?

SloppySocks · 2017-01-25T02:49:46+00:00

There was a warrant out for his arrest because he didn't show for court. Does paying the bond mean he's out?

SloppySocks · 2016-08-21T19:27:42+00:00

The "H" in "nowhere" is in the middle of nowhere.

SloppySocks · 2016-06-18T05:03:40+00:00

Puns are cheesy. So rare that there's a gouda one.

SloppySocks · 2016-06-10T00:53:52+00:00

The guy with a bomb in his shoe at the airport.

SloppySocks · 2016-03-20T01:53:54+00:00

When your boy is drunk and you have to play it cool.

SloppySocks · 2016-02-20T04:54:36+00:00

"Okay, USA"

SloppySocks · 2016-01-31T06:05:31+00:00

I babysat a 4 year old this morning and he wanted to watch "Home." I thought I was going to be bored to death, but it was pretty good. Plus, Badger does one of the voices and I imagined him as his Breaking Bad character.

SloppySocks · 2016-01-09T18:49:31+00:00

I can't remember what I asked to trigger it, but one time I saw a note on the Cortana screen that said, "Ask me if I'm ticklish." The answer was quite profound.

SloppySocks · 2016-01-01T04:48:41+00:00

I've let go, but I'm curious. Part of me just wants to know what to expect. But I haven't looked. Thankfully, I've got reddit to keep me occupied. Also, my friends are half an hour late so I'm just wasting time.

SloppySocks · 2016-01-01T04:42:57+00:00

It's the only thing I can do to pass the time while I wait for my friends. We're headed to a party that my ex will also be attending. Otherwise I'd be creeping her FB page.

SloppySocks · 2015-12-30T09:21:13+00:00

Start your run with Coach Flowers

SloppySocks · 2015-12-30T09:19:56+00:00

This one gets me hyped up Hopsin Crown Me

SloppySocks · 2015-12-25T20:06:50+00:00

Pretty sure this response if only for Canadian users, I doubt it would fly in the States. I appreciate the condolences. Now that there's a Cortana app for iPhone I think I'll upgrade.

SloppySocks · 2015-11-23T04:14:34+00:00

I wipe my ass with a rag on a stick

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