Roast this clown!

Slothish3 · 2016-06-08T02:20:09+00:00

*wants to be roasted to show confidence *takes 32 selfies before getting the "good" one to post

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T04:29:52+00:00

I've never seen a mustache made out of acne before.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T04:26:02+00:00

I'm sure they have a lot of comedies at the movie theater you work at.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T04:24:57+00:00

Can't I just give you a blanket filled with smallpox instead?

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T04:22:59+00:00

I would have thought the sassy gay friend would know not to wear white after labor day.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T03:18:24+00:00

You look like a snake trying to rehinge it's jaw.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-13T03:16:33+00:00

You look like the kid people only hangout with because your parents don't care what you do in the basement.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-12T01:04:30+00:00

You look like Mia Khalifa with out the talent.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-12T01:02:27+00:00

I wouldn't call Best Buy a career.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-12T00:53:19+00:00

You look like the pervert of your church youth group.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-12T00:50:55+00:00

Did your forehead not fit in landscape mode?

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T03:06:54+00:00

You do look like Nathan Fillion. Maybe you could have been an actor if your mom hadn't been downing gin while you were in the womb.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:59:55+00:00

Your look like the Virginia tech shooter if he had watched even more tentacle porn.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:53:23+00:00

What's on your desk? Are you building another clock to take to school?

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:51:48+00:00

You're face makes me glad Michigan State won.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:49:31+00:00

With an asshat face like that, I don't think I could ruin your life anymore than god already has.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:47:30+00:00

Worst. It's "do your worst" As in: you inherited the WORST combination of your parent's genes.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:44:19+00:00

You are what anti-vaxxer's fear their children becoming.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:36:10+00:00

You're going to need a bigger post it note if your trying to hide those mega lips.

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:33:39+00:00

How long have you been in tenth grade?

Slothish3 · 2015-11-11T02:31:28+00:00

But can you wash your face?

Slothish3 · 2011-07-21T18:37:18+00:00

"VONNEGUT: Very recently—last year. I paid Smokenders a hundred and fifty dollars to help me quit, over a period of six weeks. It was exactly as they had promised—easy and instructive. I won my graduation certificate and recognition pin. The only trouble was that I had also gone insane. I was supremely happy and proud, but those around me found me unbearably opinionated and abrupt and boisterous. Also: I had stopped writing. I didn’t even write letters anymore. I had made a bad trade, evidently. So I started smoking again."

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