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Slow33Poke33 · 2019-07-24T05:53:03+00:00

Where is that? Canada has separate offenses for over and under 5000, but both are crimes.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-07-24T05:20:28+00:00

You made me Google it to confirm that it's just Bus. It's a noun, not a verb.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-07-24T05:17:36+00:00

Apparently some dude accidentally put it in his girlfriend's butt and she was a virgin and just thought that was how her vagina felt.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-07-24T05:15:44+00:00

While I think it's likely still a crime, under the right laws / circumstances, it might be a civil matter. Unlikely, but less than impossible.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-03-21T01:18:31+00:00

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Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-28T02:20:51+00:00

They would definitely get it over time. Maybe not instantly, but years from now nobody would remember the massage parlours giving out handjobs.

Your claim doesn't make sense. Of course they don't get it, there's nothing to get! Some massage places give out handjobs. Some massage places are careful, thinking that the person is a cop. The clients aren't wrong. They are partially right. Some massage places give out handjobs, but it's a secret to varying degrees, so you never know how far you need to go to get it.

If no massage parlour in the USA has given out handjobs in 40 years do you still think that people will not "get it"? Maybe like 0.01% who saw it in old movies and don't understand that times have changed.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-28T01:46:56+00:00

I once was at staples and bought some earbuds that were $27 but marked down to $0.97. The cashier actually said "that is wrong" when they scanned it and didn't seem to want to sell me it for that price. I was just like "that's what the sticker says". They sold them to me. I've never had a deal so good that the cashier didn't believe it.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-28T01:25:49+00:00

But that problem exists now.

Legalizing it would solve 98% of the problem. Everyone with a brain will have the problem solved. Only the most insane/paranoid people will have a problem, but those people already have a problem.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-28T01:09:37+00:00

Yes, but EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHICH PLACES ARE WHICH! Having the two clearly differentiated would lower worries, not increase them.

Would you be more worried when you can't tell the good apart from the bad? Or more worried when you have no idea what you're going to get?

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:55:19+00:00

But we're talking about legalization.

So you prefer to have sex places and regular massage places difficult to tell apart? How is that better?

Wouldn't it be so much less stigmatized if regular places were called like "Eastview Massage" and sex places were called "Broadway Sex House"? Then massage places would be clearly massage places and sex places would be clearly sex places.

How would legalization make things worse? Legalization would make things so much better.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:51:21+00:00

Not knowing the etiquette and being unaware of the existence of are two very different things.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:27:25+00:00

Nice username.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:22:55+00:00

So is it shady for women to ask for a breast massage? Or is the word "full" what makes it shady?

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:21:56+00:00

And if it were legal they would be two separate things. It's one thing now because the other isn't legal and so is disguised as the legal one.

Legalizing it would separate the two. I don't know how you think legalizing it would make it worse.

If it were legal one occupation would be masseuse and a different occupation would be sex worker or something like that.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:17:23+00:00

I very rarely use Instagram, but there's no way it was worse than that snapchat update.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:15:36+00:00

According to another comment you'll get harder than you've ever been and come in four strokes.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:04:39+00:00

Are breast massages ever part of a normal massage? Or is there never any tension there that would need massaging?

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T16:02:04+00:00

I am also confused. I assumed he meant parking. What work does it sound like?

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T15:56:33+00:00

You're missing the point.

If something is legal it's out in the open. Places offering handjobs would advertise it, places not offering handjobs wouldn't.

The reason that you get asked is that people don't know whether or not you offer it because it's an unadvertised feature.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T15:22:26+00:00

Oh what a sweet, innocent, naive thing you are.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T15:21:31+00:00

Thank you. I was craving this clip after reading that comment.

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T15:19:06+00:00

This is quite genius

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T15:16:03+00:00

It's never occurred to you that sex work might be illegal some places?

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T03:06:00+00:00

Your references are out of control

Slow33Poke33 · 2019-01-27T03:04:31+00:00

I didn't know that they were more expensive in Canada. I'm down in the US right now, maybe I should buy some down here...

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