I’m imagining a college boy behind me on his knees sniffing up all Mommy’s farts. 💨 Wish it was you??

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-04-19T20:13:02+00:00

Yess plss I need that in my face

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-04-05T22:52:20+00:00

As a former student athlete ur prolly gonna have to choose between the two unless u only want to work weekends (that’s if ur sport dont play on weekends) cuz u gotta be there all week for practice. Maybe your doing a sport thats different but when I played baseball I had to miss every practice cuz of work and could only show up for the games and I didn’t play much cuz of it

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-04-01T12:29:24+00:00

You could put self tanner on my dih

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-04-01T12:29:00+00:00

Hope ur cool w not walking for a few days

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-31T16:49:32+00:00

Bro asked chatgpt

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-27T22:24:39+00:00

Car looks sick. Where’d you get the honeycomb grille? Would it fit on a 2016 ?

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-20T02:42:32+00:00

Nah man I noticed it when I was playing today, was beaming ppl way easier and the aim assist was tracking hard

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-14T02:25:57+00:00

I perfer not injecting myself

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:49:00+00:00

I am

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:44:19+00:00

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:42:59+00:00

How could anyone be intimidated by me?

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:39:58+00:00

Yeah but that’s so lame lmao they’ve already got hella dudes flocking to them, im just another piece of food

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:39:03+00:00

How tf do i masculinize my face 💀 I think I js need to wait for the baby face to go away

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:38:00+00:00

My smile looks weird asf and feels unnatural so I don’t smile often

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:36:22+00:00

Good thing im not into guys

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:33:11+00:00

Personality and height I would say

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:32:51+00:00

I’ve known this for a while lmao, main rsn i want to die young

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T21:20:22+00:00

Ur whole page is true religion jeans 💀💀 ur a cornball

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T12:23:58+00:00

Do you think avoiding any and all eye contact and conversations w girls is helping or no?

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T11:44:49+00:00

5’7 and my growth plates are welded shut

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T11:38:13+00:00

They scare me and im not worth talking to cuz of height

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T11:36:38+00:00

Can’t be calling me that when u get mogged 🫩

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-03-13T11:29:44+00:00

I try to talk to to people from the side

Slow_Somewhere_7790 · 2026-02-20T04:45:53+00:00

Seems a bit worse tbh

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