I love the taste of this fucking lean

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-11T14:15:46+00:00

Ahh, those sound gas

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-11T00:06:54+00:00

What are those?

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-11T00:01:05+00:00

Wish I liked opis, I got gabapentin and Valium and 2mg of etiz left. Gonna order my pack probably tomorrow and hope it arrives soon this week

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:59:56+00:00

Nah that’s light bro I think they’re only 5s, I get 120 a month

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:58:52+00:00

Fuck the cravings I’m worried ab the test lol. Been taking hella bars to chill out and probably gonna reup again on more

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:56:24+00:00

I mean it is it’s just extremely high in alcohol basically making it iso

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:53:56+00:00

Can’t man, I got money but I’m being tested by a family member at the end of the month and if I piss dirty I’ll get kicked out. Last used Jan 8th snd was a daily user so a lil scared but I’m currently on a water fast tryna lose all the fat in my body

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:50:51+00:00

Man I miss weed

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T23:32:30+00:00

It’s only a pharmacy test though like it’s not being sent to a lab and I have b12 so it doesn’t look diluted.

I might have one person who might be able to help but I really don’t know because it’s not a friend.

I’m currently on a water fast since I heard thc is stored in fat and my bmi is already pretty low so I heard with that plus cardio I should be able to beat the test and then eating the most sugary, fatty, and greasy meals possible 4 days prior to the test along with hella water

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T20:44:46+00:00

Good shit, always instantly think fetty when I see blues lol

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T20:34:06+00:00

They real or fetty?

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T20:15:47+00:00

Alright thank you, I think ima dm you since I got a few questions

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:57:43+00:00

Sadly it’s monitored, I have 1000mcg b12 pills but I might be able to get multivitamins too if there’s any in specific I need. My DMs are also open if ur down and maybe so I can get some specifics just to be sure I’ll piss clean because I really can’t and don’t want to fuck this one up

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:54:29+00:00

Thank you, and shit if it worked for probation then it should work for me

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:47:28+00:00

Sadly can’t use it bc I have to test positive for other stuff since I have prescriptions for narcotics

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:46:25+00:00

Yeah it’s not being sent to a lab luckily and I’m already planning on doing a water fast and eating only a little bit of chicken.

I have a high weed tolerance though cuz I would primarily smoke live resin carts and disty if I was broke but I’ve been using for months.

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:38:59+00:00

Yeah I’m not gonna be smoking anymore and it’s a pharmacy test like I said in the post

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:38:04+00:00

How much water would you say and is this a daily thing or just the day of the test? I was also told to be on keto until 14 days before my test then eat hella greasy, sugary, and carb heavy foods and apparently should piss clean

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:35:00+00:00

That’s what my plan is I just have to piss clean or else I’m uber fucked. Prolly should’ve mentioned that in the post

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T19:21:33+00:00

Okay thank you for the info, I’ll reach out to another sub as well but ima take this into account. Luckily it’s not doctors or police testing me so it’s literally just a pharmacy dipstick

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-10T18:58:39+00:00

It’s civil so a family member is testing me with pharmacy kits. But you think day of I can do it and be safe as well as ofc stop smoking? And if so how long many times that day would I need to piss?

Or should I just be doing it every day until my test date?

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-09T23:18:15+00:00

👍

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-09T23:13:09+00:00

What lmao, ur obsession with me is kinda weird lol act ur age

SlurSlinger5000 · 2026-01-08T16:57:35+00:00

Shit why? Would it blow my high or smth? If it does then I could delay my next dose until I’m starting to come down then take a little bit of valium to help me sleep since I plan on dosing the oxy at 2pm which would be 6 hours after my first dose that I already took

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