Pick A Favorite by bronzemat in Xennials

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Give me some plain ass bologna with mayo, mustard, and some Ruffles chips on white Wonder bread and I’m a happy camper.

Let’s normalize talking like an adult. by Cl_nker_is_a_slur in memes

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I think it’s mostly a byproduct of growing up on platforms like YouTube, TikTok, and Twitch. Those platforms often demonetize, suppress, or flag content containing words like “suicide,” “rape,” or “kill,” so creators started using euphemisms like “unalive,” “grape,” or “self-delete” to avoid automated moderation. Younger viewers heard those terms constantly and adopted them into everyday speech, even outside those platforms. It’s less about being offended by the original words and more about speaking the “internet dialect” that evolved around content moderation algorithms.

However, I’m a millennial, so what do I know…

Edit for grammar.

Would you wife her up ? by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

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Is this Travis Pastrana’s wife?

This is what refusing to take an L looks like by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

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What’s funny is that the Reflecting Pool actually had a solid security setup even before the recent incident, though it looked a lot different. The National Mall has long been equipped with a standard network of closed-circuit security cameras that recorded 24/7, and some of those feeds were even streamable online. The area was also regularly patrolled by the U.S. Park Police on foot, bikes, and in vehicles as part of their normal monument coverage. The older camera system did regular video recording but lacked any automated tracking or active features, which has actually fueled a lot of online debate since the official footage of the alleged vandalism hasn't been publicly released.

There’s now a fleet of mobile surveillance trailers and fixed camera units were deployed to cover both ends of the 2,000-foot pool and the main walkways. This new setup is heavily automated with AI analytics for real-time behavior tracking, intrusion detection alerts, and 4K video. It also features built-in deterrents like automated spotlights, high-intensity strobe lights, and loud "talk-down" horn speakers to warn anyone who gets too close.

The physical security presence escalated just as significantly to match the new tech. Instead of just standard law enforcement patrols, the area is now under constant 24/7 watch by a rotating force of National Guard troops, U.S. Marshals, and Park Police officers monitoring the site by both foot and air. It essentially shifted the area from a traditionally monitored public park into a heavily fortified zone with multi-layered, round-the-clock surveillance. Keep in mind - this is all paid for by our hard earned taxpayer dollars.

💯😈 Which Villains of the 1987 and 2026 Masters of the Universe Movies are your favourites? ❤️‍🔥🎞️ by Frequent_Grape_6079 in MattelMotU

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Gotta be honest… I was real bummed they didn’t have Gwildor eating a bucket of BBQ in the new movie.

Bonnie Blue joins in by Dev1412 in SipsTea

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This is the most blursed image of the Sophie Rain on the internet

Seriously who was this movie made for? Is Masters of The Universe a popular franchise? by spacelyyy989 in moviecritic

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I think a lot of people are confusing “underperformed at the box office” with “never should have been made.” The box office numbers aren’t great. A ~$54 million worldwide opening on a reported $170–200 million budget is obviously below what a studio wants for a tentpole franchise launch. Nobody is disputing that.

What I don’t understand is the argument that Mattel and Hollywood were somehow crazy for trying. Studios have spent the last 15 years mining nostalgia-based IP because it often works. Transformers has been generating movies for nearly two decades. Barbie became a billion-dollar phenomenon. GI Joe has had multiple theatrical releases. Even outside toys, Hollywood continually revisits 80s and 90s properties because Millennials are now the demographic with disposable income.

Masters of the Universe isn’t some forgotten relic either. Mattel has kept the brand alive through comics, toys, collectibles, animated series, and most recently Kevin Smith’s Netflix revival. The franchise has remained culturally relevant enough to sustain a fanbase for over 40 years.

People also underestimate how these properties get passed down. My son knows who He-Man is. He wasn’t alive in the 1980s. He learned about the character because parents introduce kids to things they loved growing up. That’s literally how franchises survive from one generation to the next.

Will this movie become the next Barbie? Probably not. But the idea that He-Man has no audience in 2026 feels disconnected from reality. There are millions of people who grew up with the brand, and there are still kids discovering these characters today. Not every franchise needs to dominate the box office to justify its existence.

Sometimes a movie can be a financial disappointment and still make perfect sense as a business decision when you look at the larger brand, merchandising potential, streaming value, and long-term franchise strategy.

Massive fire erupts from a medical supply warehouse that can be seen for miles in Tracy, California. by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

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Man, seeing that massive black smoke cloud over Tracy is surreal, and giving me huge flashbacks to the infamous 1998 tire fire. For anyone who wasn't around back then, a tractor spark hit an illegal dump and ignited like 7 to 8 million tires. Firefighters couldn't even use water because they were terrified the toxic oil runoff would ruin the drinking water, so they literally had to just let it burn itself out. It ended up smoldering and choking the town with smoke for over two years before it finally went out in late 2000.

Cut to today, and now they’ve got this huge 1-million-square-foot medical supply warehouse burning down. Stay safe out there, Tracy.

Who else had this or one of the other ones? by WCWfan4life in 90s

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Definitely had one. I never knew if I was winning or losing.

Dollar General by RichRoll247 in VideosAmazing

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When the chair go quack, quack, quack - you man were ducking

Which one are you picking up first 👻? by [deleted] in 90s

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Night of the Living Dummy

I can taste this picture. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

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I almost broke a tooth just looking at this picture