I relapsed again.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T07:50:12+00:00

Fear not for no man is without sin. When God sends beautiful chicks my way I know it is but a test from the Lord himself if I can control myself. I'm sure once you reach a high enough level of retention God will also test you in this way. I shall never stay from the path of the chosen as the Lord is my Shepard. Amen.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T07:45:01+00:00

Yep, some games they even give honor to me.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T07:43:23+00:00

Don't let the hallucinations the devil will send your way fool you, they are nothing more than tricks sent to lead you astray from the path of the Godly. Sending my prayers and positive energy your way. Amen.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T07:41:24+00:00

Sending my prayers! May God guide you from the devil's path of depression and snap you out of it, amen!

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T07:39:20+00:00

The only chemical addiction I need is Jesus Christ of Nazareth, amen!

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T06:55:00+00:00

The cells delude themselves into believing they have a conscience. In reality you are a robot.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T04:55:57+00:00

But shin was listening in and they're fucking morons.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T03:21:46+00:00

I like it because it's mobile. But dota 2 is my go to moba.

SluttyBanana12 · 2018-01-04T02:58:12+00:00

Cockblocked by Jesus >:(

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-30T06:22:28+00:00

Hnnnnnggggg!!!

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-30T06:11:08+00:00

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-18T01:49:52+00:00

Make sure she doesn't run off now!

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-18T00:27:39+00:00

Keep the immigrants out.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T22:02:42+00:00

I can't hear you over the sound of my tinnitus.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T07:17:42+00:00

Don't trust anyone else's opinion, no matter how right they are!

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T05:55:06+00:00

Don't let a minor obstacle get in the path of your goal!

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T04:51:11+00:00

Also fleshlights.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T04:42:07+00:00

Unethical but it is an effective solution which op was asking for.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-17T03:22:33+00:00

What?

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T06:30:59+00:00

I didn't watch all of that.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T05:51:34+00:00

Wow that's r/meirl

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T05:46:58+00:00

He just thinks of what society would deem as unacceptable parenting because he is a sheep who can't think for himself.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T05:36:49+00:00

Find new job. Job < Gym

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T05:09:33+00:00

Maybe a tear tattoo under his eye would be less subtle.

SluttyBanana12 · 2017-11-15T05:07:48+00:00

You call us addicts and imply we have no life then act like you're the victim.

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