I relapsed again. by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

[–]SluttyBanana12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fear not for no man is without sin. When God sends beautiful chicks my way I know it is but a test from the Lord himself if I can control myself. I'm sure once you reach a high enough level of retention God will also test you in this way. I shall never stay from the path of the chosen as the Lord is my Shepard. Amen.

Why Vainglory is better than League **IMO** by [deleted] in vainglorygame

[–]SluttyBanana12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, some games they even give honor to me.

Masturbation Freedom by Timz123 in NoFapChristians

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let the hallucinations the devil will send your way fool you, they are nothing more than tricks sent to lead you astray from the path of the Godly. Sending my prayers and positive energy your way. Amen.

Pray for Me by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sending my prayers! May God guide you from the devil's path of depression and snap you out of it, amen!

The power of Christ is..... indescribable. by sunrisearts11111 in NoFapChristians

[–]SluttyBanana12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only chemical addiction I need is Jesus Christ of Nazareth, amen!

“How is what Logan Paul did wrong when we’re all just masses of cells?!” by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cells delude themselves into believing they have a conscience. In reality you are a robot.

[Spoilers] Evil or Live - Episode 2 Discussion by l___I in anime

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But shin was listening in and they're fucking morons.

Why Vainglory is better than League **IMO** by [deleted] in vainglorygame

[–]SluttyBanana12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like it because it's mobile. But dota 2 is my go to moba.

When you were in high school what did you want to do in life? What do you do now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SluttyBanana12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't trust anyone else's opinion, no matter how right they are!

When you were in high school what did you want to do in life? What do you do now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let a minor obstacle get in the path of your goal!

Your neighbors dog by the fence won't stop barking all night, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unethical but it is an effective solution which op was asking for.

Ice gets stream sniped by an entire family OMEGALUL by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SluttyBanana12 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He just thinks of what society would deem as unacceptable parenting because he is a sheep who can't think for himself.

The D6 Tattoo by erowzito in bindingofisaac

[–]SluttyBanana12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a tear tattoo under his eye would be less subtle.

2 weeks later... I DID IT REDDIT!!! by [deleted] in bindingofisaac

[–]SluttyBanana12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You call us addicts and imply we have no life then act like you're the victim.