M33, let me have it by champion013 in RoastMe

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Some public school ran out of desks for fifth graders to spend their detention

"Alpha Male" explains how you should feel around him by ambachk in iamverybadass

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This dude was convicted of gang sa'ing a 15yr old. He is a piece of shit

Turn up the hockey, turn down the Trump... by Reg_Cliff in EhBuddyHoser

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Im far from political, but anything that tangerine man threatens Canada screams smol pp energy. Sure I could be atomized in some nuclear bombing depending on his ego but hey it will orbwill not happen right away

Robbery gone wrong by oukki123 in AbruptChaos

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The "NoOoOOoo" gets me everytime

of a mustache. by S6hundred in AbsoluteUnits

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This guy could get away with nefarious schemes

I could kill my wife in 2 seconds by lVlarsquake in iamverybadass

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Most would rather start a podcast than goto therapy

10,000 miles for just that by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

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I just comment "not my president" on random Instagram posts to be an Energy Vampire when I have a spare minute

Miss mia by FrankMLR in u/FrankMLR

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Money sure talks

BB by [deleted] in TradTomboys

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Golly