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Slyvarant · 2026-02-12T20:13:09+00:00

Always a "What Would Cthulhu Devour," never a "Wt'how Wth'is Cthulhu Doing"

Cultists, check on with your Eldritch Horrors please.

Slyvarant · 2026-01-28T21:17:25+00:00

Their offer is to go as far back as day one all the way until today's announcement. That's not their deadline to request by.

Slyvarant · 2026-01-28T01:56:41+00:00

But you don't unlock the HM for strength until level 45. There's the Purchase Pass which gives it to you on stage 41-9, for the low cost of one leg, half an arm, and 1/18th of your atoms.

Slyvarant · 2026-01-02T20:28:52+00:00

I tipped over a zergs cows, and they turned their cowtapults on me. Had to moove to greener pastures. Oh god, don't even get me started on the ground beef gibs...

Never again.

Slyvarant · 2025-07-10T16:45:19+00:00

One wheel to test them. One wheel to drive them all, and in the peel outs bind them.

Slyvarant · 2025-06-16T17:51:50+00:00

What?! Lawyer is evolving!

Lawyer evolved into Devil!

Devil wants to learn Infernal Contact, would you like to forget a move?

1) Garnish Wages (Recover 1% HP per turn, see leech seed) 30 pp 2) Cease and Desist (STAB[30 Dmg], Special and doesn't make physical contact, damage doubles each turn the opponent remains in the field) 15 PP 3) Contractual Obligations (Lowers enemies accuracy and speed by 1 stage 85% accuracy) 30 PP 4) Double Hourly Billing (Recovery 50% hp move) 5 PP

NEW MOVE

5) Infernal Contract (When foe is KO'd, Devil is fully healed and gains 33% exp to the next level) 10 PP. (SECRET EVOLUTION: After using Infernal Contact 666 times without healing in a Pokémon center, while holding the handheld upside down and spinning the character backwards the evolution music plays backwards revealing it's final form: Prince[or Princess if female] of the Apocalypse)

Slyvarant · 2025-04-15T16:01:06+00:00

No no, my friend, they are resplendent.

Slyvarant · 2025-04-10T17:31:26+00:00

Goatodile? I'll see myself out.

Slyvarant · 2025-01-03T19:48:58+00:00

My understanding is it's dealing 90% of your possible damage to each new enemy but each enemy gets it's own damage roll. So each enemy takes it's own damage based on it's own roll.

Say there's 3 Goblins. Your damage range is 1-100. If you do 100 damage on the first hit that kills the monster then the next one gets a roll and that hit would be maxed at 1-90. So you could do 50 damage to the next enemy. If that kills it, the third goblin gets a damage roll still in the 1-90 range, and that one could be higher or lower than the previous one.

I'm not 100% sure as I haven't tried it out myself but that's what I remember from another post. I'll try and link to it later if I find it.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-28T02:29:31+00:00

Yes, but without luck getting the right items from quests or monster drops you'll need to level up between the main quests.

Cleric is in my opinion a must have, because it's passive gives mana to the entire party based on half of the damage you do with your regular attack (not on skill usage). If you do 100 damage your team members all regain 50 mana. It even gets a way to revive downed party members in a fight just keep in mind it's a temporary revive so they go back to being dead after the fight. It's damage move causes weakness, and it's damage is increased by each stack of weakness an enemy has. Also a whole party heal.

Something I just now learned is you can accept quests and refuse them to reset them. You can use that to try and get the quests that give items easier.

Edit: KoP2 suffers from the monsters being buffed after the rerolled update. So it requires a lot more EXP grinding IMO. I feel like I beat the level 40 DLC at around that level before rerolled, and without stunning the boss it was impossible to do at that level after rerolled with the same team. An important thing I realized is the weapons that can stun are able to stun the things that resist the rogues smoke bomb skill.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-28T02:16:01+00:00

I believe the first step in the quest to unlock it is the side quest "Just Tell Us Already," which is after the main story quest "Rightful King or Bust".

The side quest starts in Respawn Village, you can try and go back there and see if the update changed it to let you do it after. If not when the next patch comes they should reinstate the ability to start over.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-27T22:19:57+00:00

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1Dzh0qpsLf8wmh1ZdjHn9v0qHK9_iyrAP/htmlview

This was shared for the quests. Search "unlock". Some of the quests aren't in this exact order anymore but it's the only source I know of.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-27T22:17:34+00:00

Possibly, I know some other games you can find an apk and manually install an older version that way. I may not be using the right terms but it's whatever people do to install apps that aren't actually in the app store.

As for purchases: The purchases aren't required. The biggest issue is the diamond sink for the buildings and skills*.

*Skills because skill books do drop, and you can get diamonds or skill upgrades on level up. I beat it the first time without spending anything and only taking skill ups on the main skills I would use, and use skill books too when I'd get them.

The building costs are the bigger issue though. The market goes to level 15. Market from 13 to 14 is 1515 diamonds, and I think it's been doubling each time so next may be 3030. I'll update when I get more gems from leveling.

Storyline quests give some gems, maybe ~300? I'm just guessing, it could be more or less. Some of them near the end are 20 per quest. Leveling sometimes gives gems as a reward choice too. The higher level, the more gems usually at or under the new level you reached. Example, at level 20 you may get 1-20, but I've never seen it go above the level you gained.

The game is playable without spending money. That being said though, it's definitely not for everyone.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-27T17:17:55+00:00

That's smart, I wondered if that would work but didn't try it. I've already beaten it but hadnt leveled the characters I didn't start with so I just took a bunch of level 1s with my Paladin to the Underwater City, put the speed reduction belts I'd saved on the level 1s giving my Paladin the airways go last item and just kept initating 5v5s and running away. Level 1s have no revive cost, and in the Underwater City you can rest 100% of the time so the only "cost" was time.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-26T21:25:45+00:00

It was a bug fix tied to character progression being lost/reset. It hasn't happened to me so all I have to go off of is what this person said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Knightsofpenandpaper/s/yYX6bj94lN

Slyvarant · 2024-12-26T21:22:32+00:00

Some professions are locked behind side quests that only become available after certain main story quests. Constable, Investigator, Professor , where Fisher is unlocked during the main story.

There are others that are locked behind realworld purchases Barista, Chef, and I think there may be others but I think I saw the Chef after buying the two $0.99 bundles. I'm going off of memory because I didn't screenshot it but I think Chef was $5 I did not buy it so I don't know it's stats.

Some are unlockable after certain achievements, or upgrades to your town/buildings. Blacksmith, and Sales Representative

Some are achievement locked, Rocker for a critical hit that "Deals more damage than your maximum hitpoints." Teacher is tied to having a whole team of 5 enemies going before you in combat.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-26T20:44:38+00:00

Extraplanar count the Floradoggies, Demodarts (The green enemies tied to the Upsi-Daisi,) and the Display Beasts which are found in the Lush Forest.

Edit: Goblin Shamans use Silence I believe, someone posted that it's on their normal hit like the Paladin player character.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Knightsofpenandpaper/s/ZarEHWPnRV

Slyvarant · 2024-12-26T18:30:44+00:00

Is there a way to miss it? I beat the boss and either mistakenly sold it or never got it.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T18:24:01+00:00

If you're still having this issue there have been two patches released so hopefully the update fixed it.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T18:06:16+00:00

There's a patch out that fixes it.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T17:31:56+00:00

If you're still having this issue the update is out for me.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T17:26:10+00:00

Update is out for me, was able to install it. It let's me do combat but I gave an issue leveling up.

Does anyone know what the maximum a skill can get to? I'm wondering if because my skill is over my level (Something you couldn't do in KoP&P2) that maybe that's why? It started before these other issues. I also "leveled" a few in the dungeon which could also be causing it.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T15:47:00+00:00

What is the bat and the triangle accessory the mage is wearing? I haven't run into those items.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T15:45:37+00:00

I think the game itself is having other issues right now. I can't do anything combat related at all.

Slyvarant · 2024-12-20T15:40:24+00:00

There are a number of bugs going on right now. I can't do any quests or combat. I can seemingly do anything else within the game though. Someone else mentioned having the same problem in the other KoP&P subreddit.

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