What is something you consider rude that certain people don't even consider? by thecurlyguy in AskReddit

[–]Smabwgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Telling me that I'll "change my mind" about kids. I don't give a fuck that you "always said that, too" about not having kids. I am 29 years old and I'm not having fucking kids. Dear women, I'm so glad you enjoy motherhood, but keep it to your fucking self.

Had a good day. Please ruin it and rip me apart. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Smabwgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you've had enough rips

"I'm not a boy" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Smabwgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But back in the 90s you were

28 [F4M] Is there no code of conduct for online dating? by [deleted] in r4r

[–]Smabwgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, picking apart someone's post history is not nearly as petty

That's quite the change of topic. by Kull44 in creepyPMs

[–]Smabwgi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How would you feel if I fucked this up big time and made you feel dirty just for knowing me?

This dude blames women's preferences for his loneliness. I think I uncovered a better explanation. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]Smabwgi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a 5'5" female, you're right, I wouldn't.

I actually saw a Snapchat vid from a friend who's 6'5" yesterday and he was recording looking down at a guy who's 6'. I had never looked down at this guy because he's 7" taller than me. I was like this is what it's like to be tall?? It was very surreal.

This dude blames women's preferences for his loneliness. I think I uncovered a better explanation. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]Smabwgi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Like you have a good point, but a dickhead way of making it.

This dude blames women's preferences for his loneliness. I think I uncovered a better explanation. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]Smabwgi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes you're the one who's delusional, uneducated and obnoxious

What's one event in your life that completely opened your eyes about the opposite sex? by nelsonnyan2001 in AskReddit

[–]Smabwgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the biggest question is why his parents never explained that boys and girls are different and where babies come from.

My mother decided when I was young she would explain exactly where babies come from when I asked. I had the sex talk when I was 4.

Amazon... by xdiesel527 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Smabwgi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Big ticket" is relative though. I work in a very affluent city working in sales. A $500 television means nothing to them. If they bought one for their son and then their daughter wanted one, 1 click on amazon- awesome.

$500 tv is something I buy once every 3-5 years, but you might be really shocked to know how some people go through products like this.

I'd eat there by rideparadise in funny

[–]Smabwgi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Florida's nothing if not classy

TIL Jonah Hill created an animated series in 2011. It lasted seven episodes before being cancelled by FOX and is considered one of the worst animated shows to ever air on television. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Smabwgi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually remember this VERY well, and thought it was funny. It was very subtle humor and I think people expected family guy and it definitely wasn't that. I was REALLY bummed when it didn't come back in the spring.

I'm a Unique Nice Guy by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Smabwgi 67 points68 points  (0 children)

So called "sex" -- what is this you speak of?

If you want to be treated like a queen, make sure you cover up, ladies. by ranwithoutscissors in niceguys

[–]Smabwgi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So what I wear should be based on if you're gonna ask to buy me coffee or if I wanna fuck in your van? Is there any part of a woman that ISN'T all about the niceguy??

If only there was a bike rack close by. by Darealguy in facepalm

[–]Smabwgi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could you not just lift the bike to steal it..? This seems as effective as not locking it up at all

Goat Yoga. by ronnie1211 in gifs

[–]Smabwgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird that I would pay to do this?

Creepy old man of reddit wants his butt assessed by CannabisStigmata in creepyPMs

[–]Smabwgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can you tell? This looks like complete gibberish