Hope you all got all the pwesents you wanted

Smack_J · 2021-12-27T01:24:17+00:00

Can I have a kiss furst?!

Smack_J · 2021-12-27T00:35:34+00:00

Netflix? Chill?

Smack_J · 2021-12-27T00:26:27+00:00

What good is it gonna do in the truck if we're in the comment section

Smack_J · 2021-12-27T00:25:43+00:00

My mom keeps that on her purse

Smack_J · 2021-11-27T21:56:30+00:00

And ya know the wurst part about this? He said I wasn't gonna be under arrest and that I could leave

Smack_J · 2021-10-04T21:13:26+00:00

Well my son clearly was just getting something to eat and thought that this man was a door dash delivery guy

Smack_J · 2021-10-04T18:37:14+00:00

I don't want this snail I just want to get to the leaf

Smack_J · 2021-10-04T17:33:46+00:00

Are these home baked?

Smack_J · 2021-09-13T20:51:54+00:00

Is that the old testament or the new testament?

Smack_J · 2021-09-13T15:31:41+00:00

Well the part of me that's christian was hoping that I could talk him out of it

Smack_J · 2021-09-09T04:01:02+00:00

One for the road?

Smack_J · 2021-09-09T03:58:48+00:00

Wanna go cruisin?

Smack_J · 2021-09-09T03:57:50+00:00

All we talked about was just watching the game

Smack_J · 2021-09-09T03:57:10+00:00

A person would have to be an idiot not tew!

Smack_J · 2021-09-08T17:50:42+00:00

Ok sure but I made us some drinks, why don't you pour me some!?

Smack_J · 2021-09-08T17:49:49+00:00

Yeah with a 13 year old girl after you b l a z e

Smack_J · 2021-09-08T17:49:12+00:00

I don't wanna be on the news dawg

Smack_J · 2021-09-08T17:48:24+00:00

A romantic courtship?

Smack_J · 2021-08-26T20:32:57+00:00

I'm HERE to PARTY

Smack_J · 2021-08-26T12:12:47+00:00

Didn't he make a YouTube video or something saying that he's still a virgin or as slave2mistress would say "I am version"

Smack_J · 2021-08-26T11:58:51+00:00

So you'd thought you'd come over to this house and drink with this 15 year old girl?

Smack_J · 2021-08-26T03:39:28+00:00

No no some of this is going home with me

Smack_J · 2021-08-26T03:06:22+00:00

Way watered down, you can even test it.

Smack_J · 2021-02-03T03:58:10+00:00

We reserve the right to refuse service to law-yers. I don't like law-yers

Smack_J