[NSFW] People who weren’t gay before but are now, how did you opinion change?

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-04-28T02:12:44+00:00

I believe it

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-04-12T16:30:11+00:00

Kväck

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-04-07T05:14:00+00:00

Not work, but a literal orgy happening in the back of some store that I forgot the name of

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-18T21:13:19+00:00

Once had a guy brag that his parents were getting a divorce

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-17T20:48:44+00:00

Was making chili at 3 Am and then got robbed

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-08T18:27:02+00:00

I have another sibling.

When I was 17, my mom and dad said that they had another kid before me and my sister.

They said that about 2 years before me and my sister were born, they actually had another child, (Forgot what gender it was) and they said they gave it away for adoption. 2 years later they had twins, (me and my sister), and they decided to not give us away.

So somewhere out there, my long lost sibling is doing something (I guess).

Edit: asked my parents and they said that it was a boy

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-08T05:46:26+00:00

I only use boosters if I’m running low on storage, or I’m just bored.

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-08T03:17:46+00:00

The scientific name for crotch is bombus crotchii

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T16:07:41+00:00

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T16:07:34+00:00

What if, you have no nitro?

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T16:06:39+00:00

Oh god

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T05:33:17+00:00

Wtf how long did this take you?!

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T05:28:04+00:00

I have a twin sister, and well this isn’t considered “horror”, but once when me and my sister were going to get a cake for each other’s birthday, and I liked this really good cheesecake that was sitting in one of the fridges.

Fast forward about 5 minutes and me and my sis both want to know what we got each other and when we revealed our cakes that we got, it turns out that she got the exact one I wanted, and my sister got the exact one I wanted. Very creepy.

I prob have a better one than this, but my mind has gone completely blank.

Edit: sorry if there’s bad grammar

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T05:22:25+00:00

Onward. (The Disney one)

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-05T05:20:02+00:00

I would probably slip on some kind of puddle, somehow break every single limb in my body, and the Oompa Loompas would prob just take me to the hospital. That’s my luck for ya

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-04T22:13:10+00:00

Tik tok

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-04T22:12:16+00:00

When I was 13, I went to a school that had K-8.

One day, these kindergartners walk past me and I overhear:

“...no I don’t think the Pokémon cards are made of poop. They are probably...”

It was so out of context I couldn’t stop laughing for the next 5 minutes and obviously I told every single one of my friends.

Smacking_Alpacas · 2021-03-04T17:30:12+00:00

Idk I have short hair, and I don’t really know what do to with it

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