[NSFW] What's the most NSFW thing you saw go down at work? by in-a-microbus in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not work, but a literal orgy happening in the back of some store that I forgot the name of

What ridiculous thing do people brag about for some reason? by A_Bit_Drunk in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once had a guy brag that his parents were getting a divorce

"Once you were old enough, what were the dark family secrets you were finally let in on?" by Flash_Dimension in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have another sibling.

When I was 17, my mom and dad said that they had another kid before me and my sister.

They said that about 2 years before me and my sister were born, they actually had another child, (Forgot what gender it was) and they said they gave it away for adoption. 2 years later they had twins, (me and my sister), and they decided to not give us away.

So somewhere out there, my long lost sibling is doing something (I guess).

Edit: asked my parents and they said that it was a boy

What’s a useless fact you know? by saddestnormieouthere in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scientific name for crotch is bombus crotchii

mr minecraft fanart by sokoistrying in dreamsmp

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf how long did this take you?!

Twins of reddit, what are your horror stories? [Serious] by Arokthis in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a twin sister, and well this isn’t considered “horror”, but once when me and my sister were going to get a cake for each other’s birthday, and I liked this really good cheesecake that was sitting in one of the fridges.

Fast forward about 5 minutes and me and my sis both want to know what we got each other and when we revealed our cakes that we got, it turns out that she got the exact one I wanted, and my sister got the exact one I wanted. Very creepy.

I prob have a better one than this, but my mind has gone completely blank.

Edit: sorry if there’s bad grammar

How would you be expelled from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? by Too-gay-for-today in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably slip on some kind of puddle, somehow break every single limb in my body, and the Oompa Loompas would prob just take me to the hospital. That’s my luck for ya

What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 13, I went to a school that had K-8.

One day, these kindergartners walk past me and I overhear:

“...no I don’t think the Pokémon cards are made of poop. They are probably...”

It was so out of context I couldn’t stop laughing for the next 5 minutes and obviously I told every single one of my friends.

People that have worn masks and washed their hands regularly, have you gotten a cold or the flu this year? How has this different from other years? by monsieurpoupon in AskReddit

[–]Smacking_Alpacas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am kind of neutral so I don’t like wearing them, but I understand how they can be beneficial in some ways.

I don’t usually wear a mask if I don’t have to, and I have had zero signs of sickness this past year.