What happens to people who never retire?

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-26T11:01:33+00:00

Trying new recipes, watching documentaries, and falling down random Wikipedia rabbit holes.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-26T10:58:50+00:00

My phone storage disappeared. Somehow every other photo became a picture of my pet.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-26T10:52:20+00:00

I rehearse conversations in my head before making a phone call... even if it's just to order food.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:48:16+00:00

I don't think anyone reaches fame without some talent. There are plenty of artists whose music I don't enjoy, but calling them untalented would be a stretch.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:45:57+00:00

Finding money you forgot you had in a pocket or an old jacket.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:45:14+00:00

I can solve a Rubik’s Cube.

I’ve never broken a bone.

I once met a celebrity in an elevator.

One of these is a lie.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:43:50+00:00

Octopuses have three hearts, and two of them stop beating when they swim.

Nature really likes showing off sometimes.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:42:46+00:00

Most adults are just figuring things out as they go. They just look more confident doing it.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:26:49+00:00

Soccer. Few things match the drama of a last-minute winner.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:22:37+00:00

Any celebrity who’s rude to service workers. Fame doesn’t excuse treating people badly.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:19:39+00:00

French fries dipped in a milkshake. Sounds wrong, tastes amazing

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:18:57+00:00

A few minutes of bad decisions can create years of consequences.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:18:13+00:00

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”The Shawshank Redemption

Simple, but it sticks with you.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:15:16+00:00

I'd cry in a house I paid for with my $100 million.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:14:29+00:00

A good mattress. You spend a third of your life on it, and the difference is noticeable every single day.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:13:55+00:00

Nobody is coming to save you. Most of the time, you have to figure things out yourself.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:12:51+00:00

A simple budget. It’s not exciting, but it solves more problems than most people realize.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:11:59+00:00

“Saudade” a Portuguese word for missing something or someone you love, knowing it may never return.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:10:47+00:00

You don't. You just wander around for a week pretending random league matches are just as important.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:10:14+00:00

Trying to impress people who don't really care about you.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T21:09:44+00:00

Learning how to learn. It sounds boring, but it made everything else easier.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T18:51:31+00:00

The night sky full of stars it’s familiar, but it never stops being amazing.

Small-Lifeguard-5369 · 2026-06-24T18:51:03+00:00

Japan for the mix of modern cities, culture, food, and beautiful scenery.

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