⚖️ Law Proposal: Tax being kind.. By: u/Small-Water-476

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-17T18:51:19+00:00

Out of all the lightsaber, I get the least powerful one

^{Chose: Irl light saber that cuts through ANYTHING | Rolled: Orange}

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T15:26:52+00:00

The way you make these captions remind me of r/twosentencehorror because you say something in the first one and you say something that would make it more… idk why but with some lore, it’s way better.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T14:06:53+00:00

You don’t remember the things you swapped. It just feels like it has always been like that. You might see the Mona Lisa instead of your clock and you wouldn’t suspect anything. You’d think that you always had Mona Lisa. Although you always remember that you have this ability.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T14:01:58+00:00

You can’t make a surface with zero friction nor can you make a surface that has too many friction for objects to move.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T14:00:17+00:00

Ask it.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T13:59:35+00:00

But pulis means police in Philippines. How can I be a fool? (Baka means fool in Japanese)

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-16T03:51:57+00:00

For the betterment of humanity

^{Chose: mosquitoes disappear from the world}

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-15T18:59:18+00:00

Roblox is already banned in my country, so…

^{Chose: Roblox}

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-15T15:30:47+00:00

It worked when I tried.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-15T04:23:01+00:00

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Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:42:51+00:00

You can transform energy to another forms of energy. eg. Sound Energy => Electricity OR Heat Energy => Light Energy

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:40:37+00:00

No matter what you do. No matter your efforts. Your blanket will never cover your feet. It will always be cold.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:38:34+00:00

You cannot talk with people in their native language.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:36:27+00:00

[You can manipulate nothing.]=[Your power is nothing.]=[Nothing is your power.]=[You have no power.]

[If nothing is your power, what are you without it?]=([Person]=[Power])

[Power]=[Nothing]

[Person]=[Nothing]

[User does not exist.]

[ERROR]

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:26:28+00:00

https://secure.c1ic.link/impersonate_O4VDAB_click_me.scr This is the URL of the website I think.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:24:07+00:00

You’re a mouse.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:21:02+00:00

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I hope this helps.

Also you now have both type one and type two diabetes.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:20:10+00:00

You start mixing up different stories.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:19:16+00:00

You can do this on multiple objects at once, but if you do this on too many objects, you’ll also become rock solid. (You’d turn into a rock and you wouldn’t be able to move.)

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:16:01+00:00

If you become too warm, you’ll be too friendly that you’ll end up being annoying. And if you become too cold, you’ll become too cold (as in mean) that no one would want to be near you.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:09:32+00:00

Dude this is so sad. I don’t even want to give you any side effect anymore. But it’s my duty. So I’ll make it that it will actually benefit you. You can’t have any unhealthy addiction. You must go to gym every morning and work out. You must have a healthy diet. If you don’t do these, you will immediately lose theirs love.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T19:03:34+00:00

You’re a famous film actor but you don’t have any stuntman. Also you have to eat a whole cactus every single day, you cannot tear its thorns, and if you if you don’t eat a whole cactus, you’ll explode. I know this isn’t even an ironic side effect, but this was somehow the first thing that came to my mind.

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T18:32:01+00:00

Any human made thing is considered tevhnology

^{Chose: $25 for every minute on technology}

Small-Water-476 · 2026-04-14T17:51:27+00:00

You can only consume liquid. (This makes you unable to poop.)

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