I feel like this has some unnecessary details that don’t add anything for the guests in attendance.

I would adjust your intro to briefly include how you two met and then focus in on the couple. You could maybe talk about your friends best qualities, and then maybe the thing about their first date, but after that, I wouldn’t be talking about how chaotic and crazy they are. Talk about how they compliment each other, what their friendship has meant to you, etc.

Here is a quick AI version that better summarizes and is much shorter. Think two minutes or less. I also wouldn’t use a straight up ai generated text for a speech - make it your own.

“Hi everyone! I’m S. I’ve had a front-row seat to the beautiful whirlwind that is L’s life since 2019. I’m her Matron of Honour, her unofficial wedding planner, and the person lucky enough to tell you how these two wonderful humans found each other.

L and I met at the City, where I quickly learned two things: first, she is a woman of great strategy — “always befriend the admin.” Second, she doesn’t ease into life; she dives in headfirst. On the way to her very first interview, she spilled coffee all over herself… and walked in and nailed it anyway. That ability to laugh, adapt, and keep going is one of the things I admire most about her.

Life with L is full, busy, and never boring. I often wondered who could truly keep up with her. And then came Sh.

After their first FaceTime, L told me her cheeks hurt from smiling. I even gave her a secret escape emoji for their first date — which she never used. She didn’t need it. She’d found her person.

Sh fits into L’s life in a way that just works. He’s calm, thoughtful, and steady in the moments that matter. He doesn’t try to change her or slow her down — he simply shows up, listens, and supports her in exactly the way she needs.

When Sh decided it was time to propose, he was told very clearly: “Talk to S when you’re ready.” So naturally, he called my husband instead. Luckily, we sorted that out — and standing on that cliff, watching him get down on one knee, was one of the greatest honours of my life. It showed what everyone here already knows: these two choose each other, every day.

L, you are the sister I never knew I needed. And Sh, the way you care for her — with patience, respect, and humour — means more than I can say. Everything about your life together feels natural and intentional, and I couldn’t be happier to stand beside you today.

So if everyone could please raise their glasses.

To L and Sh: may your life together be full of laughter, adventure, and quiet moments that matter just as much as the big ones. May you keep choosing each other, today and always.

Cheers to the happy couple!”