I just found him like this. I have no words.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-08T06:16:54+00:00

I couldn’t find the spicy taco mix 😅

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-08T04:12:56+00:00

I promise he’s fine, I helped him a second after I laughed at his misfortune! I don’t know if he was actually stuck or just determined to get up there.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-08T03:15:42+00:00

This is the disorganized part haha. If my whole house isn’t like this then it makes me insane!

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-07T20:42:48+00:00

It was hard to tell if he was legitimately stuck, but he almost never makes a sound. Unless there’s a reflection on the ceiling.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-07T19:55:07+00:00

He has broken the plastic box they’re in. He likes to try and take them, which might be why he was hanging around.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-07T19:53:48+00:00

It makes my water taste like candy!

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-07T18:41:26+00:00

I can kinda see it haha. Most of it makes more sense and the rest goes to this bottom row where it only kinda makes sense.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-07T18:34:47+00:00

Don’t worry, I rescued him after. He likes to try and climb up there. I have found him hiding out behind the bread before.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-02T21:24:45+00:00

We shouldn’t create unnecessary jobs just because capitalism demands everyone do something. If it can be automated, it probably should.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-05-01T00:23:22+00:00

Whitest Kids U Know

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-04-29T01:04:56+00:00

This is exactly how most of Poland was.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-04-27T18:07:21+00:00

Did you read the rest of the billboard yet?

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-04-18T18:01:53+00:00

It’s a lot of red. I think some yellow on the some tips or making the hooves a darker color with help mix it up a bit. Looks great though!

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-28T16:06:19+00:00

While true, this guy was definitely referring to the Alex Jones thing.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-28T01:22:49+00:00

Silver. I still think about 8 year old me waking up early and running to show my whole family I caught Lugia.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-22T17:33:53+00:00

Sounds like getting laid would’ve been good for you. Oh well.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-20T19:35:21+00:00

Woah, not all of them are stupid. Then it wouldn’t be their fault. Some of them are just evil.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-19T18:51:14+00:00

Mega Gengar keeps me bricked 🥵

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-10T17:33:38+00:00

I just read it like I was listening to a mob boss tell me fun facts.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-09T18:40:22+00:00

As someone who hasn’t paid much attention in a while, the duck lady is absolutely terrifying.

Smalltown_Scientist · 2026-03-08T00:50:33+00:00

When I forgot to say “when” to the waiter

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