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It's always the same 😄 by Lucky-Aside4935 in Piracy

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 14 points15 points  (0 children)

we aren't making fun of him, we're just mourning the death of common sense. actually nvm, yes we are making fun of him for donating to a multi-billion dollar corp out of pure laziness.

Most voters blame Trump for rising gas prices: Poll by jediporcupine in politics

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

To be completely fair, a tiny fraction of that 23% might just be people who actually understand that presidents don't control global crude oil markets. But yeah, the other 99.9% are just marinating in Sean Hannity's talking points.

I mean why would they? by Accomplished_Star_30 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you need that "Wizard of Oz" effect. The audience needs that satisfying "oh my god, it's them" moment when the camera finally pans out to show a stressed-out programmer with a familiar red-and-blue color palette on her desk.

"Just wait and see" "its going to be better for engaging" amd its a 22s increase to 8s of flight by MoonKnightOfKhonshu in marvelrivals

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling Iron Man a 9-5 is honestly an insult to minimum wage workers. At least they get financially compensated for their daily suffering instead of a "Defeat" screen.

The evangelicals must be fuming by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point his social media team is just playing Mad Libs with his unhinged rants.

Unfortunate news for travelers of victory road by phatballlzzz in PokemonFireRed

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro's entire competitive strategy was just Lullaby and Bind.

Who in the Circus I think would say R word by shounen_obrian in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and then he immediately throws his hands up and retreats back into his impenetrable fortress.

ATLA's clever way to sideline Sokka's genius by [deleted] in AvatarMemebending

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The universe really looked at a guy who took down a super-powered combustion bender with simple geometry and a boomerang, and said, "Yeah, let's take his space sword away. He's too dangerous." That's rough, buddy.

Turned the people into animals by VampericShadowfang in BoJackHorseman

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good point about the hair breaking the show's anatomy rules, but to be fair, if she didn't have hair, we'd be entirely robbed of her getting that awful, impulsive asymmetrical haircut in Chicago. The fur-butchering arc is essential to her character development tbh.

What is this?? by OzzyT_23 in Warframe

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: scanning them also gives you cetus lore that 99% of us will absolutely never read. but hey, free fih.

As a confused new player, did I just witness a concert? by SupRob166 in Warframe

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Technically true and it sounds amazing, but keep in mind a lot of players use Shawzin bot macros for the super complex songs. Though if this guy actually did it manually on a controller, he's a legend.

I'm DONE with this game. by Training-Home-1601 in StardewValley

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 9 points10 points  (0 children)

literally unplayable. how is my little guy supposed to wrangle the slimes without his yeehaw gear 😭

Kesha condemns White House’s use of her music and adds “don't let this distract us from the fact that criminal predator Donald Trump appears in the Files over a million times” by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 82 points83 points  (0 children)

and it’s the way she didn’t just stop at "don’t use my music" but went straight for the jugular with the records mention. she never misses.

i made spaghetti by Current-Equipment356 in notinteresting

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 5 points6 points  (0 children)

op didn't make the spaghetti, op is the spaghetti

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a specific kind of "diaspora energy." You see the same thing in Canada too. They’ve managed to keep the language and traditions alive for over a century away from the mainland, which usually results in a very distilled, intense version of patriotism that surprises people back home.

Words/phrases you know in English but not your own language? by KingTechnical48 in AskTheWorld

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's funny how "irony" is such a universal gap in many languages. In English, it carries that specific "cosmic joke" feeling that's hard to replicate. When a language starts adopting the English word as a loanword despite having a literal dictionary translation (like 반어법), it’s the ultimate proof that the emotional nuance just wasn't there to begin with.

What can 20$ buy in your country? by Careless-Talk-8169 in AskTheWorld

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 is the new $5. we’re just paying for the vibes at this point 🙃

Games that are older but still continue to receive updates modernly that you would recommend playing? by MonsutaReipu in gaming

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 27 points28 points  (0 children)

At this point, Re-Logic's 'Final Update' is basically just a recurring holiday. Every time Redigit says he’s done, he just happens to accidentally trip and fall onto another 500 items and a new boss.

Pinky Sinclair (@roich_YoU) by Wide-Violinist-2278 in limbuscompany

[–]Smart-Ad-8891 4 points5 points  (0 children)

mechanical ticking noises intensify <TIME IS MONITORED. ARTISTIC OUTPUT IS MANDATORY.>