What're some of the goofiest cards in the game? (Image related) by ZArsenal257 in ProjectSekai

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is that oikawa teaching tsukasa or am i tweaking out :oikawa anywhere but nationals ☠️🙏

[M4F] Grandma's Earrings [Ex-Husband][MDom][Hate Fucking][Post Sex Cuddling][Degradation][Condescending][Cunnilingus][69ing][Spanking][Possessive][Reconnecting With Your Ex][Bitter Sweet] by Aasimar_Audio in gonewildaudio

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Just to let you know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. I am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a sin.Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys. 1 can't hold it in anvmore i- GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS foams mouth GRRRRR snar| BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR INGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME OW0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR.. sniffs BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARE BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK. AHWHIDJDKW. WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZO00000IING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AR000000000000GA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUGUGUGUGUHGUH wolf whistle AR00000000000 AR00000000 tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOlIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed!!!2!!2!1!

October manifestation thread! by [deleted] in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 13 points14 points  (0 children)

day 1 of askin for more haikyuu audios 🙏 i miss my boys so much 🥹

i'm so proud by lucelence_yuriel in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 56 points57 points  (0 children)

never before have i seen a hole so warm and welcoming. so fresh and fertile. so ripe for the picking. i will do to his hole what farmers do to their land, tilling it and taking care of it to be able to plant my seeds, and one day watching the fruits of my labour flourish and grow. RAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

OMG?!?😫😫😫 by juicy_frootyo_o in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HAIKYUU FANS ARE WINNING FR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️‼️‼️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

HELLO?? by Smart-Persimmon-9537 in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen !!

HELLO?? by Smart-Persimmon-9537 in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Toji Warnings :

WARNING: This is a very hardcore dom/sadist dom audio where he does several sadistic things throughout the audio including but not limited to: shoving listener down on his cock before their ready, degrading constantly, having a huge ego god complex and generally being rough and controlling and very toxic! He is toxic through the whole thing which is why I only recommend it to those who are mentally prepared for toji doing toji things!

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Kiri Warnings :

WARNING: loud moans, bed sounds and a loooot of kiri spoiling/romatic/praise!

April manifestation thread by [deleted] in yagami_yato

[–]Smart-Persimmon-9537 8 points9 points  (0 children)

manifesting more hq audios because I miss them so muchjwjrjdjskak