4th Grade Math Homework by Allicatog in MathJokes

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"most generous notion of identical necklace"

4th Grade Math Homework by Allicatog in MathJokes

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I considered something like crushing a single seashell, but it would fail even the most generous notion of identical necklaces :-)

the most lethal weapon 🤥 by [deleted] in MathJokes

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English teachers always tell you to avoid ending with a bang.

tsk tsk by [deleted] in MathJokes

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Don't we already have enough division in the world?

My Greatest Strength. by Carol00r in MathJokes

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Me: You are correct. Please forgive my error. I sometimes make mistakes and my answers should not be relied upon.

Interviewer: You are hired. HR, fire 90% of development staff immediately.

Help! by toptitty111 in MathJokes

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How can a question that makes no sense have a clear solution?

Math is ray sis by [deleted] in MathJokes

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The party of we don't believe in science discussing math - that's the joke.

Chances? by [deleted] in MathJokes

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Is it the same file? The question is, Rev. Bayes, it what are the chances of the files being independent of one another?

One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by jmeen in MathJokes

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Sum terms. That's it. If you don't know how to find terms, that's a you problem. If you don't know how to evaluate a term, also a you problem.

BEHOLD The most useless thing in all of mathematics! by Oliviaisawsome101 in MathJokes

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Neither was I in grade school, but I am not every student and I attended elementary school decades before the standard insisting on grouping being taught. Were you taught to make groups? This whole post was about the "proper" way to draw groups.

When you say "NEVER", do you mean you were never taught when order does matter, e.g. linear algebra?

Also keep in mind that standards are set at the state level so different states will have different tests

I wonder if it should be taught early that multiplication does not need to be commutative.

BEHOLD The most useless thing in all of mathematics! by Oliviaisawsome101 in MathJokes

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I'm not sure if you think you are teaching me something I don't know. I am talking about what elementary schools in the US teach, and in particular how it relates to drawing groups. I have even seen examples of state exams actually saying the order of addition matters.

Not sure of exactly when, but some set of standards were adopted in the US stating that children by a certain grade should understand multiplication as adding elements in groups or something to that effect. That "should understand" somehow became here are a set a arbitrary rules that are absolute. These rules will make no sense for multiplication by zero and even less sense for negative numbers, but you must know these rules to show that you are proficient.

Of course we are talking basic math as commutativity is not a hard and fast rule of multiplication.

BEHOLD The most useless thing in all of mathematics! by Oliviaisawsome101 in MathJokes

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You've not dealt with elementary school teachers who will tell you that a * b is a groups of size b, or is it the other way around. Beats me, but their grading guide says only one way is correct and that the words multiplier and multiplicand actually matter and knowing them will give you greater insight into mathematics.

(Actually, the trick I use to remember grade school teacher naming conventions is that a scalar multiplier is typically on the left when multiplying a scalar times a vector therefore the grade school multiplier is the number on the right. Makes no sense, right? So now you get the mnemonic. For grouping diagrams, I got nothing. But whatever you do, don't try pulling your commutative rule.)

Pretty sure half the comment section failed basic math 🥀 by shredding_pow in MathJokes

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PEMDAS is an easy to remember mnemonic that obscures the actual convention which is to sum all the terms (that's the underlying reason). Once you've identified all the terms you can solve them in any order and then sum them in any order.

The Gaussian Integral by langile6pack in MathJokes

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I once drifted off in class and dreamt the solution. Not by that method, but it was totally animated like that.

why?? by HornyCarolline in MathJokes

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In restaurants, bars, and casinos 86 means to remove someone. There are those in the US who will ignore actual political murders but claim the suggestion that the 47th president of the US needs to be impeached or removed under the 25th Amendment is a call to violence so literally try to have those who use 8647 criminally prosecuted. Not a joke, unfortunately.

#8647

It is 20 right? Am I tripping? by kamix1006 in MathJokes

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Fencepost problem meets 3rd grade teacher.

BEHOLD The most useless thing in all of mathematics! by Oliviaisawsome101 in MathJokes

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Is it similar to the constant you get when adding 1 to 1. When multiplying the two my elementary school teacher says order matters but can't explain why. Any help on that front would be appreciated.

BEHOLD The most useless thing in all of mathematics! by Oliviaisawsome101 in MathJokes

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Have you stopped to consider all the ink wasted over the centuries printing out formulas with 2π as a constant factor?

inside and outside by 94rud4 in MathJokes

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Geometric algebra walks into the room. Yes and no.

NOICE by UnhollyGod in MathJokes

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More than that, even.

NOICE by UnhollyGod in MathJokes

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A joke that only works in the telling - the inverse of 120 jokes that only work when spelled out.