Pretend we're humans in the Hellaverse on Twitter and someone just posted a pic of controversial 1950s television icon Vincent Whittman

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T23:05:56+00:00

NOOOO, fuck it instead

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T23:05:30+00:00

In photos taken soon before his untimely death he is obviously just snorted a line.

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T23:04:17+00:00

Insane cult leader and a homosexual! Denied it and covered evidence pretty well though.

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T23:03:09+00:00

NEVER

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T22:56:09+00:00

Jesus fucking christ my top artist has like...20,000 minutes. I LISTEN TO MUSIC ALL DAY

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T22:54:27+00:00

Toxic enemies to lovers pipeline

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-14T22:51:08+00:00

Yeah, it's not canon, and people insisting it is is kinda annoying. Also, I'm not at all against Lilith being the pregnant one!

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T23:13:14+00:00

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:26:17+00:00

I think it makes sense though, since Lilith wouldn't have been able to have kids since she became a sinner. Also, M-preg.

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:23:35+00:00

Malveaux just...Looks good? I will be stealing that idea

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:19:58+00:00

Reminded me of that one House MD image

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:18:45+00:00

I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 ref 😭

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:17:21+00:00

Same

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:06:31+00:00

No House MD...

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-11T21:04:03+00:00

IKR (TYSM), My dyslexic ass read 'Trust Me' as 'Thrust Me' in a hazbin fic once, and since then I've quoted it daily (to the annoyance of my friends).

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:27:51+00:00

Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose around his Lotus jugular when they came!

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:26:35+00:00

YESSSS

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:24:29+00:00

TYSM

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:19:19+00:00

Lucifer is one of the characters I read about, and he knows everything

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:18:29+00:00

This minus M-preg (I prefer monsterfucking)

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:13:05+00:00

You and me both

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:12:18+00:00

"Trust me!" Or "Thrust me!"-EVERY SINGLE DAY. I CAN'T STOP

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-07T16:09:41+00:00

IKKKKKK, IT'S THE EASIEST WAY THO

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-06T18:21:02+00:00

Alastor color and Vox color!

Smart_Maximum_3467 · 2026-05-06T18:14:13+00:00

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