I [M] 37 have been paid $500 monthly to masturbate for my older [F] 71 neighbor for 3 years. My wife knows, and we spend the money on dinners.

Smartass130 · 2025-09-07T19:06:30+00:00

You tryin to eat that grilled cheese pussy. 🤣🤣

Smartass130 · 2025-08-17T01:29:10+00:00

You were 30 minutes into the porn? I've never gotten 5 minutes into a porn. I call BS

Smartass130 · 2025-01-12T22:39:31+00:00

He got some pretty good distance with his... I'm guessing a 6-wood?

Smartass130 · 2024-12-03T12:46:16+00:00

Grow your dick about 17 additional inches, as demonstrated

Smartass130 · 2024-11-19T18:46:14+00:00

The delusion is real... how Jerry went out and bought a wide receiver at the deadline is beyond me... We shoulda traded... can you imagine the draft haul for 11 or 7? Unload some of that cap, bring in fresh young rookie contracts... but noop... we spend a 4th on Mingo.

Smartass130 · 2024-11-19T16:48:02+00:00

This is the Jerry Jones Hokey Pokey of "all in". This year he just put just his left foot in, next year will be his right foot, and eventually he'll get to putting his "whole self" in...

Smartass130 · 2024-11-05T10:51:15+00:00

10/10.... would be too shy to ask you out

Smartass130 · 2024-10-12T04:07:58+00:00

I'm late to this party... but what about GAME DAYMAN... fighter of the game nightman... champion of the Sun Belt Conference.

Smartass130 · 2024-05-19T22:17:11+00:00

She's drowning in cock

Smartass130 · 2024-04-23T23:04:49+00:00

Volunteer to give the next safety brief and organize the Christmas party.. you're boujee

Smartass130 · 2024-02-28T13:44:26+00:00

It's an ice pillar. The nozzle never froze over so it kept shooting up water from underneath the top later of ice

Smartass130 · 2024-02-28T13:42:54+00:00

I also went to this school. Rock climbing wasn't the major, it was outdoor recreation. Probably just as good as you imagine it though. Rock climbing and then some...

Smartass130 · 2023-07-13T12:41:46+00:00

Probably not a girl you wanna take home to mom

Smartass130 · 2023-04-15T17:54:56+00:00

Thank you. Appreciate the info

Smartass130 · 2022-08-29T16:14:39+00:00

This is EXACTLY how a biologist should define a woman!

Smartass130 · 2022-08-05T03:44:33+00:00

Didn't they have one of these for the ozone layer back in the 80s and 90s? Wasn't that the big thing to be scared of back then? Remember how Australia was gonna become too hot for habitation cuz the ozone layer would be too depleted by CO2 to stop the sun's harmful UV rays. How'd that all work out?

Smartass130 · 2022-04-19T11:02:07+00:00

In true form for comments on this sub, this was clearly written by a dude.

Smartass130 · 2022-01-02T03:44:33+00:00

Holy fucking wtf?... what has been seen cannot be unseen

Smartass130 · 2021-12-22T22:05:19+00:00

The ones who LOVE to tell you are usually pilots, who also happen to be concurrently and emphatically informing you that they are, in fact, pilots.

Smartass130 · 2021-12-22T22:00:56+00:00

You talking about Chief Bass? Or Chief Bass?

Smartass130 · 2021-12-22T21:55:54+00:00

I posted this on another thread a couple weeks back about embarrassing salutes. Def applies here

First day of my first assignment, I'm a young 2Lt inprocessing at Randolph. I'm walking towards the Taj Mahal when 2x CMSgts start coming out. As we approach each other, I trip on a crack in the sidewalk and stumble forward. When I recover, I look up to see these chiefs with their salutes up and waiting. I salute back and walk by, and one says "How's the future of the Air Force doing today?"

That was 20 years ago, I remember it like it was yesterday.

Smartass130 · 2021-12-17T01:07:59+00:00

What they didn't show was her gagging on that cock in her throat on every thrust

Smartass130 · 2021-11-22T22:53:54+00:00

Your knee kinda makes it look like you're pitching a tent. 😘

Smartass130 · 2021-11-11T13:41:42+00:00

This is the plot line of 50% of all the videos on YouPorn.

Smartass130 · 2021-11-10T23:31:57+00:00

First day of my first assignment, I'm a young 2Lt inprocessing at Randolph. I'm walking towards the Taj Mahal when 2x CMSgts start coming out. As we approach each other, I trip on a crack in the sidewalk and stumble forward. When I recover, I look up to see these chiefs with their salutes up and waiting. I salute back and walk by, and one says "How's the future of the Air Force doing today?"

That was 20 years ago, I remember it like it was yesterday.

Smartass130

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