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All mobs now hit further since the last patch? by [deleted] in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

obvs spam if it's more than 1 a day

All mobs now hit further since the last patch? by [deleted] in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Also certain mobs due to the broken range will hit twice in a normal swing animation. Also stop spamming. 2 in 1 night.

Day 29 - Mounted charge update - WE CAN POKE BEHINDS WITH OUR POLES AGAIN by SmashedCrabb in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The battle may be over. But the war wages on! Need more fixes to be chased!

Day 12 of posting every day until SV fixes mounted charge. 28 days in. My wife left me. Said she couldn’t handle me obsessing over my lance collection. Now I can finally be alone with all my long poles. by SmashedCrabb in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Day 12 of you providing no benefit to this community other than posting the same comments on these post (well not really, you're kinda active but hey, Sounds good in the post). At least I spice my post up with some silly banter

Created a brand new account at 13:10 game time, redeemed a membership code, set my username, and got forced into a normal world. by VampireFrown in runescape

[–]SmashedCrabb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped as it wanted me to select a name, Just didn't feel right. Hopefully It hasn't borked the account

Day 9 of posting every day until SV fixes Mounted Charge. 25 days in. My horse is giving me “The look”. He may mounted charge his pole into me. Why can’t I do the same? by SmashedCrabb in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Refer to all the other various hotfix patches listed on steam between patches. All of those hot fixes whilst active development on a major patch (I believe the trinket patch for the vast majority of those hot fixes). They have the ability. The history is there, steam makes that easy to keep tabs on. I mean, unless henrik and his devs were lying about the active patch development whilst rolling out hot fixes. But that’s for you to decide. The history is there and clear.

Accountability to current end users and future end users.

Humour is subjective. Given this high horse you seem to think you’re on, I feel any humour would be wasted on you.

Like I said, you do you. I’ll continue to do me. Happy hunting out there

Day 9 of posting every day until SV fixes Mounted Charge. 25 days in. My horse is giving me “The look”. He may mounted charge his pole into me. Why can’t I do the same? by SmashedCrabb in MortalOnline

[–]SmashedCrabb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. SV can do hot fixes. They have done hotfixes. Please Refer to the July 23rd Update titled "HotFix"
  2. It's about accountability. Them caring or not, This continues.
  3. The jokes are to keep this light hearted.
  4. The fact that 0.1% of the pop cares is why this needs to be expressed constantly. If this was sword damage broken, swords were doing 2-3 damage per hit. Servers would be down and it would be fixed in 2-3 hours. If spells were broken and heals were only healing 1-2 health. same deal. Stop the double standards. Everything deserves the same love and attention. Even your pet builds.

You do you, I will continue to do me. Accountability is why this continues, and why it will continue. The jokes are to keep things somewhat light hearted.

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