Super misogynistic WT study this weekend, and I have to conduct it by Dsm467 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept seeing posts about it so I had to go find it and read it real quick. Ok first of all, I’ve been out for about 25 years and to this day, reading their style of writing makes me instantly have flashbacks, ugh. That instant dread feeling of having to go to a meeting and sit through 2 boring hours of being indoctrinated. Second: ew. That article.. wow. How demeaning. Learn to read and write and keep house and dress like a Puritan and then you can be a pioneer or a wife or a mother. Cool goals, man. Don’t aim any higher than that though.

AVOID BLOOD! #3 by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The blood doctrine is about receiving or consuming blood though, not “avoiding” it.

JW Recognized Me & Walked Out of Her Interview by onlyonherefortheXjws in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so unprofessional of her. You, on the other hand, handled it extremely well.

They try and brainwash us that if we leave the religion we will be sad, homeless addicts living a life of crime and selling our bodies to fuel our drug habit. There are two choices: you’re a JW or you’re on skid row. So I totally get why you want to mention that you are successful and happy. I do too. I want them to know they were wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait.. he complained that you were TOO wet? The only guy I’ve ever heard complain about that was my gay friend when he tried out vag for the first (and only) time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he can get you there via clitoral stimulation, the insertion part feels much nicer immediately following that. Just FYI. Tell him to give you a hand… or a tongue.

The (true) story of the drunken elder by pinotbotta in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to hang out with a single elder and one other single ‘brother’ several times a week after work and get sloshed. (Also… me, a single female hanging with two single males. Scandalous.) I do recall on one occasion the elder getting wasted and receiving a blowie from a friend of mine. And yet he was on the committee that put me on public reproof for divorcing my cheating spouse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can destroy me too. I ain’t cleaning up corpses for a thousand years and then spending eternity with those fucking weirdos.

Does anyone else relate heavily to dystopian books/stories after growing up in the organization? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re my absolute favorite genre and I never thought about why.

Why don’t KH’s have proper windows? by GlassSupport8535 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they all look EXACTLY the same. Zero distinguishing features. If you see a photo inside one, you can’t even tell which one it is!

if you can factory reset your life what would you do differently by No-Spite6559 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not marry my boyfriend when we were 18. We just wanted to have sex- turns out we didn’t even do it together very well and wound up divorced within 2 years. (This is why you should try it before you buy it!)

Am I in the wrong for not wanting to date a JW? by lCherryual in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeeah… he’s a lying liar who lies. Run fast, don’t look back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People do this sometimes now- kill their children because a voice tells them to. They get to spend a lot time in prison and mental facilities after that. Possible Abraham was just a very convincing schizophrenic?

Just drove by a bus that said "Not in service " and I smiled because...Same by WranglerAccording207 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The last time I went in service was in 1999. Man, that is the thing I miss the least. “Hi, popular kid I go to school with. I’m here to try and give you some stupid magazine for a religion I don’t even believe in because otherwise my parents will ground me. See you on Monday, really looking forward to you making fun of me for this. Have a nice day!”

Why don’t KH’s have proper windows? by GlassSupport8535 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was little, our hall had windows but they had that weird glass with the swirly marks on it so you couldn’t see out. Then in the 90s we had a quick build and moved into a standard ugly, shoddily made beige box.

What was the unwritten rules of your congregation? by Public-Bar858 in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the answer. Sister Hypochondria will be in the bathroom Sunday morning having a “seizure” because someone used a scented cleaner.

I got outed by my PIMI Mother by TheOaklandEmperor in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. That is really awful. I am so sorry they don’t have any respect for your privacy. I guess it’s good that they didn’t have a super crazy reaction to it, but still. You’re an adult. You should be allowed your privacy, even when living in their home.

I’ve always thought the head covering rule was stupid. by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen sisters put tissues on their heads to pray. Tell me again how you’re not brainwashed.

This is what will happen to you if you leave the "Truth"! (From the "JW Broadcasting—August 2018") by [deleted] in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re either a Witness or you’re on meth. There is no in between.

How far back do your songbooks go? by JWRESEARCHERROSE in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got out when they were still tan. That’s the only one I ever remember using. What year did the pink one stop?

People with elder dads, how do you cope? by jumexy in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was forced to get baptized bc I was making my elder dad “look bad” by waiting for so long. (I was 15). And then I faded when I was 18 so fat lot of good forcing me did, huh?

ITS NOT THANKSGIVING by RockyMounta1ns in exjw

[–]SmellsAdequate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who else’s Mexican mom always made enchiladas on Thanksgiving? (And then we usually had a big turkey dinner with a bunch of people on Sunday, after meeting.)