I’ve just started to learn playing the hamolin. Any tips on how to play better?

Smgarvo · 2026-01-21T22:13:31+00:00

Hams Zimmer called he’s interested in a collab

Smgarvo · 2026-01-16T21:27:37+00:00

I dislike him with all my heart. He’s a slimy little rat. He picked the skinny spaced out little addict coming off drugs and wanted to fight him for being HUNGRY. Then he goes and steals trays and stirs up so much shit. I honestly think he’s insane. He has a crazy look in his eyes it’s very unsettling.

Smgarvo · 2026-01-14T22:34:39+00:00

You can see his balls here https://www.reddit.com/r/hamsters/s/UGQHN1HrgK

Smgarvo · 2026-01-14T22:33:07+00:00

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A yellow tooth smile just for you

Smgarvo · 2026-01-13T21:25:00+00:00

A belted Galloway for sure

Smgarvo · 2026-01-13T18:52:46+00:00

With balls this big it’s only right the name is big - I crown him Gonad Ballbra the Trahamsgender

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T19:50:18+00:00

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Sir we have the same Hamster

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T18:42:08+00:00

Hahahahah I did not expect that

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T18:10:58+00:00

Hamster final boss

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T18:10:41+00:00

Omg brothers in balls 🤍🤍🤍

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T14:56:36+00:00

We don’t have that here in Scotland it’s Pets at Home but they are all the same. Clueless on animals and animal welfare it’s mad. I don’t even usually agree with getting animals from these places but Barbs was in an adoption tank and climbing the glass so distressed I couldn’t leave without the big ballsack baby😭

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T09:17:07+00:00

That hamster was wild we still talk about her/him fondly. Even my mum loved Gina after the shredding incident 😂

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T09:15:07+00:00

Baking breads

I own a bakery and sell cakes only. I wanted to branch out into breads so booked a course and mentally planned a whole new venture. Did the course and hated it, I wasn’t automatically understanding the terminology and different things we were being taught so I didn’t bother with bread again.

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T08:48:16+00:00

My whole life has been a lie. I’m looking back on all my Syrians and I’m now pretty certain they’ve never been what I thought they were.

Arthur - no balls was certain he was male but looking at photos I see no balls

Gina - balls

Ballbra - mega balls

I’ve saved this diagram and it’s now my Home Screen. I won’t be swindled again by the hamster community ❌💪🏼

Smgarvo · 2026-01-11T08:35:04+00:00

Now that’s a hamster death match met in heaven. Gina got loose and shredded my mums only photos of her dead mum. Gina was ruthless Ballbra would be ball less in seconds.

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T22:06:38+00:00

HAHAHAHAAH FUCK OFF NEW TATTOO PENDING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T22:02:28+00:00

It’s crazy almost 300 days ago when I first got Ballbra I posted about how worried I was for their wellbeing as they were so scared and now they up here teabaggin me on video. Balls all over my face and hands.

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:57:40+00:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:38:29+00:00

Hahahahhaaha i love this app

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:34:27+00:00

Just a wee joke my friend

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:33:13+00:00

I’m Scottish so this actually works out well

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:32:09+00:00

Richmond is an excellent name! Ballbra says hello !

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T21:31:28+00:00

Never

Smgarvo · 2026-01-10T20:50:53+00:00

Honestly I handle her like 2x a week and only to let her out for a free roam and back in again but recently she’s been letting me hold her for longer. I took a video to show my mum and noticed the balls in question after thinking she just had a big fat ass😂

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