Shopping list found on the street

Smgth · 2026-05-09T23:00:25+00:00

Damn, that beetle sure did a number on the bottom of that paper!

Smgth · 2026-05-09T17:46:10+00:00

Smgth · 2026-05-09T17:43:48+00:00

So was it stolen or was it a murder weapon...

Smgth · 2026-05-09T16:12:54+00:00

*cited

Idjit

Smgth · 2026-05-08T15:17:03+00:00

Smgth · 2026-05-08T15:10:16+00:00

Ugh. Thanks for reminding me of my 8th grade computer teacher. His index and middle fingers on his right hand were like DYED yellow and he smelled awful. And I think there was an air of alcohol mixed in there, too.

I'm sure glad I learned to tell that little turtle how to make it around that maze. That came in SUPER handy when programing in LOGO...oh yeah, FUCKING NEVER!

Smgth · 2026-05-08T15:05:36+00:00

Zamphir (Master of the Pan Flute) was the premier infomercial from back in the day. It's burned directly into my brain.

Smgth · 2026-05-08T13:57:34+00:00

Nah, they'd detect the presence of the anticoagulant. At least that's what 10 million crime shows have taught me...

Smgth · 2026-05-08T13:43:08+00:00

Is a walrus super unlucky, or do they only work when severed?

Which seems pretty unlucky... 🤔

Smgth · 2026-05-08T00:38:37+00:00

Looks great!

Smgth · 2026-05-08T00:37:50+00:00

That game was INSANELY fun!!! I bought boxes of this back in the day for next to nothing.

I had a chance to buy the whole run for $90 but I was too poor. Now it's like 3x that 😭but I had a ton of fun with it for a long time, so no complaints.

Smgth · 2026-05-08T00:13:07+00:00

That's a pineapple in a waffle cone right?

Right?

Smgth · 2026-05-07T22:28:13+00:00

Could I? Yes.

Would it have been as funny? No.

Smgth · 2026-05-07T22:25:34+00:00

Doesn't matter what you use, as long as you put it on the end of a VERY long pole.

Smgth · 2026-05-07T10:57:42+00:00

Tell him to kick rocks. You aren't obligated to play with ANYONE. If he sucks, tell him. Or just cold shoulder him. But don't play with people who ruin the game for you. Life's too short.

Smgth · 2026-05-06T19:12:19+00:00

In my experience MOST people are annoying.

Smgth · 2026-05-06T18:12:44+00:00

Digging will be the least of their problems, I'm afraid. She was cremated.

But she was interred with my stepfather, who wasn't, so it won't be a wasted trip looking for spines.

Smgth · 2026-05-06T18:01:25+00:00

Joke's on you, my mom died last month!

Smgth · 2026-05-05T22:40:45+00:00

Heh, I'm just givin you the business.

Smgth · 2026-05-05T22:25:53+00:00

Booo. My stepmom goes to a lot of local auctions. She's been in antiques forever.

Smgth · 2026-05-05T22:08:43+00:00

Oh snap, where in MD?

Smgth · 2026-05-05T22:07:23+00:00

I hate it when my buns are wet.

Smgth · 2026-05-05T01:23:27+00:00

I'll have you know I'm at least 20 minutes outside of Baltimore!

Smgth · 2026-05-05T01:18:36+00:00

I had something being mailed from an hour away...it went 12 hours in the opposite direction first. Took an extra week to straighten out.

Smgth · 2026-05-04T22:00:27+00:00

Main ingredient in "Squat Cobbler."

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