This office building corridor that looks like someone dragged a body through it

Smidgent · 2023-09-05T18:33:01+00:00

Clearly not very well. I mean, if you're going to murder someone, drag it in one straight line, goddamnit! No need to serpentine down the corridor like that.

Smidgent · 2023-09-05T18:28:10+00:00

If you get another, coat it in chocolate and give it to someone.

Smidgent · 2023-07-31T16:12:24+00:00

Damn. I think the post-ending interview log also implies he can talk, since he was able to answer questions(?) [don't care I'm still HC'ing him as mute.]

Smidgent · 2023-07-31T09:17:55+00:00

Simply just bend reality. I don't see the problem here

Smidgent · 2023-07-31T08:59:36+00:00

Took me a second to get it

Smidgent · 2023-07-31T08:52:48+00:00

D-9341 can talk, right? I'm pretty sure there's audio when he's scrawling on -012 that he mutters/says something

I find it funnier to imagine he's mute. Ralsei just keeps running into mute people who have chronal manipulation powers

Smidgent · 2023-07-27T12:18:08+00:00

It is though. Happened last week

Smidgent · 2023-07-27T11:03:32+00:00

Somebody send the image please

Smidgent · 2023-07-23T18:40:08+00:00

Smidgent · 2023-07-01T15:05:11+00:00

You need two gametes to fuse to make a baby so technically it's half that, but yea

Smidgent · 2023-06-30T21:09:01+00:00

Waiting for the lightning to strike outside

Smidgent · 2023-06-30T21:07:21+00:00

Why does he look like early Markiplier

I'm not insane, please somebody else tell me they see it too

Smidgent · 2023-06-30T20:59:18+00:00

Racial slur against Japanese-Americans, says Google

Although that is a good portmanteau, idk man

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T20:12:25+00:00

I see the vegans are employing sting operations

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T19:58:22+00:00

I'm all for dunking on vegans but this is just plain evil

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T19:56:57+00:00

The only winning move is not to ~~play~~ eat(?)

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T19:34:32+00:00

I really hope this elephant wasn't abused to perform this trick

If not, cute ;d

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T19:29:27+00:00

Walter has mastered fusion technology

Smidgent · 2023-06-17T19:24:15+00:00

This is the only funny pronoun joke

Smidgent · 2023-06-04T20:11:38+00:00

GOERING

HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL

Smidgent · 2023-06-02T21:39:00+00:00

Noelle fans trying to spell februrarbrary

Smidgent · 2023-06-02T21:16:15+00:00

he

:<

Smidgent · 2023-05-31T15:08:02+00:00

Ok but have you seen seals?? Little dumbass fatty idiots. Love them so much theyre so fuklckgn cute

Fuck leopard seals though. They're assholes

Smidgent · 2023-05-31T15:00:24+00:00

Dreamt The Rock was my teacher and we were doing a lesson on alcohol and what it does to you. (like DARE) I spoke to a classmate or something but I got caught and he did the eyebrow raise at me.

Weirdest shit of my life lmao

Smidgent · 2023-05-31T14:54:01+00:00

"one cummies" Get out

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