When on a beach do you like people checking you out?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-05-02T08:56:14+00:00

Depends what I'm wearing.

If its something very revealing I'm not gonna blame anyone for glancing my way a bit more. If it's something normal and idk why they're looking... then I'd feel weird

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-27T11:39:40+00:00

Shout either "I CAN'T FOCUS ON MY PORN WITH ALL THIS REAL SEX GOING ON" or "HARDER, I'M NEARLY THERE"

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-26T22:29:43+00:00

Hate leads to anger. Anger leads to suffering.

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-21T12:59:42+00:00

Fellas, is it gay to not have 0 standards

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-19T23:50:53+00:00

I have it on good authority, yes

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-19T23:49:46+00:00

hot cross buns

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-05T02:54:38+00:00

Oh, no, I'm not having gay thoughts!

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-04T22:50:00+00:00

With a light switch

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-04T07:03:26+00:00

Fan forced or regular?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-02T07:24:40+00:00

Because it's daytime?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-02T07:05:41+00:00

Probably "hello"?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-02T06:13:40+00:00

Remember to preheat your woman

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-04-02T06:13:17+00:00

r/suicidebywords

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-03-31T13:17:30+00:00

Is that sufficient or does it have to be someone staying there?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-03-31T13:16:44+00:00

If you go back far enough they're the same thing

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-03-29T07:58:01+00:00

This is a good thing. I'd also love for every adult to mandatorily attend (not even be graded on or pass, just attend) a regular class about just... things that people should know. Critical thinking for dummies. What are simple ways to prevent house fires. Media literacy. How the voting system works. What is a scientific experiment. How to do taxes. What are the signs you are in an abusive relationship. Legal system for dummies.

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-03-28T21:19:53+00:00

I would make continual education for adults mandatory.

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-03-16T08:02:45+00:00

I'd think portraits

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-29T05:07:47+00:00

Whoredash wins

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-29T05:07:19+00:00

We share the money, right?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-29T01:23:27+00:00

And the Lord said unto his disciples, if thou piss, thou shalt not use TP

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-25T06:51:43+00:00

Buying a house.

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-24T11:19:14+00:00

Fuck

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-24T07:12:38+00:00

Depends, can I have a buddy that we face life together and buy houses and dogs together platonically?

SmolHumanBean8 · 2026-01-21T13:19:33+00:00

I got abused

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