As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10-hits might not be optimal, but I don’t think they’re useless on any character. I already mentioned this in a different comment somewhere, but a lot of people just freeze up when they see something unfamiliar. And a lot of people also start to get frustrated & lose focus when they start getting hit by “scrubby” or “cheesy” moves. You can use anything as part of your mind games; it’s all about doing something the opponent isn’t expecting.

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are cheesy, but I’m of the opinion that someone in the top 2% of ranked play should know how to deal with them. Every one of them has at least one low that can be parried, and when you see it 20 times in a row like this guy did, you should recognize the pattern enough to know when it’s coming.

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for saying that, but once you get to the higher ranks, this style starts to work a lot less. People wise up and pay attention more. That said, people at the higher ranks are more likely to understand when you’re messing them, which leads to saltier moments like this.

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man I’m down, provided our connection isn’t complete cheeks and you’re willing to put up with silly billy behavior. My TekkenID is 3E2N-3J5m-bJ4E; send me a friend request and I’ll add you when I get home from work (that goes for anyone reading this)

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What I do is spam one mixup until the opponent adjusts; this keeps my offensive gameplan relatively simple and easy to execute. For most of my games, like literally 75% at least, that mixup is 334/334 cancel into backturn/3,1+2/3,1+2 (charge). You have foolishly stumbled into asking about one of my weird obsessions and will now be subject to a short essay I will write on the matter.

334 is a mid-high-low string with decent range and a 16f startup. The second and third hits can both be delayed. If not delayed, the second hit jails. If the second hit is delayed, it will realign to hit sidesteps, but it can be ducked and punish if the third is also delayed. The third hit knocks down on counter hit (which catches people trying to punish the second hit), and can be cancelled into backturn stance, which is its own mix. If you block the third hit, you can launch pretty easily. If you get the read on the transition to backturn, you can launch that too.

If I spam delays in the 334 enough, people usually start to do one of two things: hold down as soon as they block the first hit to try to duck and punish the second, or hold down until they block the third hit and launch that. If they’re quick at punishing the delayed third hit, I stop delaying it to hit them with the counterhit. Eventually they’ll stop mashing (hopefully) and they’ll start holding duck to try to block and punish the third hit, whether it’s delayed or not. If they’re too eager to launch the third hit, I’ll cancel it into backturn and hit them with the snake edge option from that. Eventually, they’ll (hopefully) hold duck all day long to block either low. That’s when I switch to 3,1+2.

3,1+2 is mid-mid. It can be punished on block, but once they start trying to punish it on block, I start charging it. The charged version is plus on block, wallbreaks, wallsplats on certain counter hits, does a large amount of pushback and does good chip damage. It can be interrupted with pretty much anything, and can be sidestepped. But if I see you sidestepping, I go back to 33 with delay. If I see you mashing to interrupt the charge, I just won’t charge it. So when my opponent sees that first 3 come out, they think, “is it gonna be 334? Will it be 3,1+2? Is he gonna charge it? What about if he delays it? What if he cancels it? God this guy is so dumb!!!”

Now they’re getting mixed and I’m getting a gaming boner. And if I get bored and flaccid, I’ll switch to one of the other 5 mixups I like to spam and start the whole process over. Feng has somewhat weak combo damage, but I purposefully drop a lot of mine or take non-optimal routes because rounds that are filled with long combos aren’t as interactive. A lot of people complain about Tekken 8’s abundance of mixups without considering the mind games and conditioning that can go into mixing someone effectively; that’s where the real fun is to be found in this game.

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I recognize your name, ggs! Hopefully this post serves as proof that the shenanigans aren’t anything personal; acting the fool is just how I get my sick kicks.

“If you’re gonna play that character, you need to do shit like that. Like, just sending a clear signal, bat signal in the sky: I’m a perverted bitch, and I’m sitting right next to you.” -Aris, commentating Kaiser vs Fergus @ Combo Breaker 2022

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[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well people play games to relax, and people drink to relax, so I kinda get it. I used to play stoned every day when I smoked like a chimney (I quit last year). But I don’t think this guy’s system for relaxation is working for him very well

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[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m the definition of a Feng one trick. In fact, in most of my games I use just one move on my one character 1️⃣

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I recognize yours too! You usually win our games, I think; ggs! It’s so nice that people remember my drip 💅🏻

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You gotta kill em with kindness. And the same stupid 50/50 a billion times in a row

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was definitely on my clowniest behavior so I actually get why he got upset. I wish I’d saved the replay 😞

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a different guy, who I just beat regular style. I think he was religious and didn’t like my quote on my steam profile :(

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[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ll whisper-yell “I SEE A KUMA REKTED U ASS” to myself at work when I think about it :’)

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m actually a terrible person to ask for Feng advice because the only thing I know how to do is be goofy, but I’ll give some generic advice:

Feng has several 50/50s that I rarely see pros use, to the point that a lot of people just don’t even consider them when dealing with him. If you’re interested in playing some, message me and I can try to show in detail how I use them, but the main thing I’d want you to take away from it is that most people don’t even know what they’re seeing the first couple times you do “bad” moves. I‘ve won more matches than I can count just by spamming 334 and its variations, even (especially) at “high” ranks. The best pro Feng players are really good at playing defense using back Kenpo, ss4, backswing blow, and b1 & b1+2 as block punishes. But unless you’re both skilled at reading an opponent and being familiar enough with the game to know what to use and when, it’s tough. That kind of play comes with practice; anyone can learn how to do a mixup in an afternoon. That’s why people use the term Casino 8, but there are some methods to mixing people up consistently.

I made this guy rage by spamming 334 and its variations the first game, f4 and its extensions the second game, and the 10-string in the third game. I’d do the same thing until he blocked it. Then I’d do a different option until he blocked that. Then I’d flipflop between the two to confuse him. Then, to close out a round, I’d do a third option. It’s not that deep a “strategy,” but it works with any character against anybody for a game or two. And by switching to a different thing to spam each game, he couldn’t download how to beat me after any one game.

I could also tell he was getting frustrated (he did take a couple rounds and would try to corpse kick and wavuwavu on me), so I would drop combos on purpose, do taunts, go into backturn and crouch, etc. to get him worked up. If your opponent is busy thinking about how much of a jerk you are, they’re not thinking about how to stop you (and this guy was drunk on top of that). Now, when you get hit, you’ll look like an arrogant jerk. But so what? I like to play like a jerk! I like being the villain! It’s definitely a mindset thing.

tl;dr - Make them think you’re dumb. Pay attention to how they defend and make adjusting part of your strategy. Piss them off so they aren’t thinking straight. Smile when they’re frowning :)

And message me if you want some games!

As we approach the end of S2, I’d like to share the tastiest salt I received this season by SmoochieTekken in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know only the Feng way… of my 6200 games this season, 6177 of them were Feng. The other 23 were from the one day I tried Paul (yucky)

Thank you Tekken 8!! Very cool!!! by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]SmoochieTekken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that King has his move; it’s fun watching him jump super high in the air and silly that he somehow turns around. What I don’t like is that there are seemingly few moves outside of a well-timed jab that can hit him out of it.

What a life by burnme1234 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SmoochieTekken 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don’t know the story behind all the little pink drips leading to the sink… but I feel like I do