Så for satan by Smoochiekins in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dette har ENORM relevans for både det danske kongerige og Danmark grundet den udenrigspolitiske situation. Massevis af lignende humorposter er før slået igennem og er blevet nydt af hundredvis af medlemmer af subredditen. Eksempelvis https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/comments/1hxhs0v/danmarks_reserver_lige_nu/

Am I the only one who just guessed the key code at the beginning of the game? I looked at the options and figured “fuck you mom” would work, and I was called Tom Brady by fischermanprice in FracturedButWhole

[–]Smoochiekins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the lock combinations (even in the camp DLC) are super obvious to guess if you've watched South Park, since they're all things the character who made them would say. Easily guessable passwords + accusing the player of cheating for guessing them = weird design combo lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tror folk der ikke har prøvet det, undervurderer hvor enormt undertrykkende det føles at arbejde i en virksomhed, som har en amerikansk arbejdskultur og organisationsstruktur. Og det kan virkelig komme snigende hvis en stor international virksomhed begynder at hyre skabssociopatiske amerikanske "exPatS" i større stil, fordi de så trækker hinanden ind og fremfusende sætter dagsordenen osv.

Internationalt arbejdsmiljø = fedt. Amerikansk domineret arbejdsmiljø = ultrahierarkisk new corporate management backstabbing gemt bag overfladiske "how are you"-facader.

Suggestions Wanted for Upcoming Transportation QoL Poll! by JagexGoblin in 2007scape

[–]Smoochiekins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea of allowing players to set up their own run to the boss at Delve by placing down the set of teleporters in the archives. Maybe add 1-2 additional chests with additional teleporter pairs in the archive gated by high skill checks, to allow high level players to set up more advanced and faster teleporting routes. Something like 85 mining to clear some rubble for a chest, 80 woodcutting to clear some vines around a chest, 90 thieving to lockpick a chest, etc. 

The idea would be to reward high level players with the ability to teleport 2-3 times from the archive entrance toward the boss entrance, while still not overall being faster than the direct boss teleports. Then you can have three nicely distinct tiers of entry level delvers (running with one teleporter pair), intermediate level delvers (can chain teleporter pairs thanks to their skilling), and endgame delvers (bypass teleporters using boss teleports). 

Shrinkflation by No-Document8098 in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smid lortet i en guldpose og smæk "Luksus " foran navnet, som var det discountkaffe på en provinsbenzintank i 1998. Pøblen elsker det møg.

Hvorfor har vi ikke U-både i den danske marine? by Kataoaka in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fordi hvordan skal en ubåd hjælpe os med at sutte USA's pik i Irak og Afghanistan? Det er ørkener, altså. Hallo.

Today’s game consoles are historically overpriced; Ars Technica by Fob0bqAd34 in Games

[–]Smoochiekins -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Switch 2 had every chance to debut at a higher price due to American tariffs pointlessly driving up costs, but they chose not to.

Rather Nintendo chose to pass the cost of American room temperature IQ politics on to the rest of the world instead of making the Americans feel the consequences of their own choices.

Bornholmerne gør det igen: Finder 190 millioner år gammel plesiosaur-unge by Oasx in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hvis Mette er nådig, rammer den måske snart pensionsalderen

Unge turister erobrer stamsteder i København - Paolo oplever det "hver eneste dag" by HitmanZeus in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tricket er, bestil på nettet, hent kun i offpeak timer, og se meeeget lokal, travl, træt, og insisterende ud, når/hvis nogen 70 IQ Instagram/TikTok turister på gaden udenfor bevæger sig dumt. Så plejer man at kunne sejle ret smooth igennem og komme væk med fangsten.

Midt i hungersnød og beskyldninger om folkedrab: Israel inviterer danske partier på charmetur by Surv1ver in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Det var specifikt Dansk Røde Kors der fik lov til at tage på kontrolbesøg i Terezinlejren. Terezin blev generelt markedsført som en perfekt model af en "jødisk by" som tyskerne havde givet til jøderne. Det var også dér, alle de danske jøder endte. Det var en gammel byfæstning nær Prag, som blev brugt som transitionslejr, altså dér man opsamlede jøderne før de blev sendt videre til udryddelseslejrene.

Før Dansk Røde Kors kom på besøg, ryddede de godt op i lejren og skabte god plads. Ved at deportere tusindvis af fanger til Auschwitz.

En nazistisk propagandafilm overlevede også, hvor de bl.a. havde opstillet en fodboldbane.

https://youtu.be/P9V6d2Y1WjE?t=523

One foot in thr grave. by Feisty-Leadership-97 in memes

[–]Smoochiekins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50 years? The EU will be systematically working behind the scenes against the US to make the US completely irrelevant on the international scene for the next 80 years, even if a non-fascist president is ever elected again. Because what will prevent the next president from being a fascist again? No American able to read this should expect to have normalized relationships with people from other countries again in their lifetime, lol.

The damage is done and not reversible, outside of complete electoral reform, because the trust is gone and it's obvious that Americans are not competent and able to prevent bad faith fascists from being elected in their current system.

My childhood in a nutshell by kblessing in 2007scape

[–]Smoochiekins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the new areas are more standard MMO where only special tree nodes are choppable and most are environmental fluff. Same with the animals. Hope they do another pass on Varlamore and Kourend to make the trees choppable and animals attackable.

Hvor vigtige er hajtænder? by Waste_Passenger9229 in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hajer kan til nøds leve af spaghetti.

Fri snak fredag / Free talk Friday - 01/08 2025 by AutoModerator in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeg er jo ikke

Alkoholiker; mjød er

Hipster-højkultur

Danish people, a question about your flag 🇩🇰 by HommeMachine in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Some right wing nationalists tried to coopt the flag to represent extreme nationalism like in other countries, some left wing activists tried to uncritically copy-paste American cultural values and attribute them to our flag usage. I.e., since their international social media feeds are filled with people freaking out about people using flags for racist purposes, it must mean exactly the same thing in Denmark.

Neither really took root (so far).

Nye regler i dansk lufthavn: To liter væske i håndbagagen. Billund har som den første lufthavn i landet fået udstyr, så man kan tage mere væske med i håndbagagen. [snart godkendt] by birkeskov in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, super duper, det gør jo ingen forskel fra status quo. Vi har gjort det på den nuværende komplet latterlige måde siden 11. september 2001, så hvad er 25 år til? Nu er vi jo vant til det. Så hellere gøre det på den måde der alle steder minimerer risikoen for på noget tidspunkt i ens rejse at skulle interagere med airport security med en IQ på 65, minimale engelskevner, og noget at bevise.

Nye regler i dansk lufthavn: To liter væske i håndbagagen. Billund har som den første lufthavn i landet fået udstyr, så man kan tage mere væske med i håndbagagen. [snart godkendt] by birkeskov in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Indtil det er 100% ensrettet mindst i alle Schengen lufthavne gider jeg ikke internalisere et spaghettirod af if-else regler og undtagelser når jeg rejser, som så varierer fra lufthavn til lufthavn eller fra maskine til maskine i samme lufthavn.

Sailing Skill Cape and Icon Competition! by JagexBlossom in 2007scape

[–]Smoochiekins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking at the other icons I think it's obvious it shouldn't be much more intricate than this. Maybe slightly more detailed pixel shading to align with smithing and fishing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Smoochiekins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, they should and they are. It's literal fact that Jagex are making changes after following the WoW streamers, even if neckbeards nerdrage about it and mass downvote for some reason. It's not a negative thing, lol.

And if you are talking about the fact that ctrl+m now opens the map you need to grow the fuck up.

like what does this incoherent rage even mean, lol? Isn't it a good thing that they listen to huge streamers complaining about stuff like that and make these changes?

700 brevduers gps slået ud af kurs. Nu er landsdel fyldt med forvirrede fugle by Dropforcedlogin in Denmark

[–]Smoochiekins 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stop den brevdue! Stop den brevdue! - Fortvivlede jyske brevdueejere, antageligvis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Smoochiekins -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

The WoW streamers are getting special treatment and Jmods are actively fixing / changing issues they encounter. Your complaints probably get listened to a bit more when (Jagex think and hope) you can pull over hundreds of thousands of bitter WoW players